(Elias)I have been awake since four.This is not unusual.I’ve been waking up at four for sixty years.My wife, may God rest her, used to say that I woke at four because I was afraid the world was going to do something interesting without me.She was probably right.She was right about most things.Today the world has, in fact, done something interesting without me.It has done it on the internet, where I don’t go, but my assistant Brenda visits on my behalf every morning and prepares me a printed summary.I am eighty-one years old and I don’t propose to learn what a hashtag is at this point in the proceedings.The summary is on my breakfast tray as it usually is.I read it once, with my coffee.Then I read it again, with my toast.There’s a clip of my grandson on the internet.I don’t need to watch it, Brenda's transcription is sufficient.He insulted a young woman at the gala last night. Called her vapid, manufactured, and parasitic among other things.These are not, strictly speak
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