"A woman like you? No fucking way you're a virgin.""Who said virgins can't be filthy, Rocco?"***DIANAMy name's Diana Santoro, and if five years in a convent taught me anything, it's that the Mother Superior has a bullshit detector better than any police radar."DIANA!" Her voice cut through the garden like God himself decided to call me in for a personal reckoning. "GET OFF THAT WALL RIGHT NOW!"I nearly fell backward.Julia, my fellow nun-in-crime, choked on her wine, sprayed it all over my habit, and vanished into the trees like a startled cockroach. Left me completely alone. Traitor. Judas in a white veil."Coming, Mother!" I yelled, tossing the bottle over the wall without even looking. If some poor soul took that to the head, may God have mercy.I scrambled down, trying to wipe the wine off my habit, and there she was.Mother Teresa.Seventy years old, five feet of pure divine authority, staring at me like I was the walking embodiment of sin.Which I am, but that's beside the
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