Lahat ng Kabanata ng Ice Age Apocalypse: I Level Up by Causing Trouble: Kabanata 1 - Kabanata 10

Dad was about to explain, but I pressed a hand on his shoulder to stop him."Don't say that, Uncle Garrett. I'm just doing a kind deed by helping Aunt Cassia see what kind of man she married. I'm sure great things and luck's coming my way for what I've done."Garrett turned to Dad and snarled. "What a sharp-tongued brat! "We're cutting ties right here and now, Milton! From now on, I won't lift a finger to help, even if your family starves and begs on their knees."Ronnie, let's go."Ronnie disgustedly brushed at the wet stains on his clothes and shot me a look of pure disdain."Ugh. I never wanted to come to this dump in the first place. It reeks of poverty."Let's go, Dad. When I land a steady government job, I'll live it up while they're stuck regretting everything in this shabby little grocery store."I watched them walk off and whistled. "Take care, Uncle Garrett! "Oh, and even if you've severed ties, remember to pay back that 5,000 dollars you owe my dad, or I'll post

With a chime, the system announced, "Uncle Garrett's dignity is completely trampled, and humiliation levels are maxed out. +300 points!"Rewards include a fully automatic multi-functional fishing rod with a 500-pound weight capacity!""That's a good lad," I cooed. "But I've got enough underlings, so you might as well stay out in the cold and enjoy the breeze. My place is too small for someone of your stature anyway.""Flint, I'm going to kill you!"Garrett completely lost it. He swung the crowbar and slammed it against the rolling shutter while screaming at the top of his lungs, "The zombies are coming, so break it down! This place is packed with food; whoever grabs it keeps it!"The neighbors behind him went feral at his words. They charged at the door with their steel pipes raised high, but the system-reinforced titanium-alloy door didn't even budge. Not even a single flake of paint was chipped off.Instead, the force of Garrett's slam recoiled so hard that it split the skin be

I lit a cigarette and leaned out the window, shouting down to the street, "How does it feel, Uncle Garrett? It's more exciting than the foot massage parlor in Brimstone, isn't it?""Exciting my ass! Flint Wayne, you shameless little bast—ahhh!"Even now, Garrett's mouth was hopelessly filthy.I immediately jammed the descend button again and dropped the terrified Garrett back down like a human yo-yo, bouncing just above the heads of the zombie horde."Going down!"Coming up!"Wow! That zombie jumped pretty high and almost snatched your hairpiece!"Suddenly, a foul, sharp stench wafted up from Garrett's body and was carried into the window by the cold wind. I pinched my nose in disgust and clicked my tongue. "What's going on, Uncle Garrett? You were just making fun of me for wetting the bed when I was three and said it showed I'd never amount to anything, didn't you?"You're in your 50s, so why are you still wetting yourself midair?"Oh, I get it now. You're just giving me a

I set my tongs down and wiped my mouth. Hailey arrived at the perfect time.I slowly switched on the loudspeaker and let out a cold laugh. "Save you? You're here to save my uncle since he's your future father-in-law, aren't you?"Hailey froze, and the look in her eyes flickered. "W-What are you talking about? Your dad's obviously the father-in-law."Honey, look. I admit I've been a little nicer to Ronnie at work, but that was for your sake. He's your cousin, isn't he?"Just open the door. I'm literally freezing to death…"That was when Ronnie stepped out of the shadows. He looked miserable, but still forced a pained smile as if he'd been deeply hurt."Flint, I know my dad embarrassed you at dinner, and that must've been rough… But that doesn't mean you can say things like that about Hailey and me."There's nothing going on between us, and we just happened to run into each other on our way here to find you. How could you think so poorly of me?"To be honest, I tried to talk my

When the short-tempered and paranoid bald leader heard my words, his remaining eye instantly turned bloodshot. He lunged forward and grabbed Ronnie by the collar with terrifying strength."How dare you lie to me!"You said it was just a family of weak, easy targets I could easily control! Now look at my face and my eye; how are you going to pay for this?"Ronnie was so terrified that he wet himself on the spot. His legs went limp as he frantically pointed at Hailey. "No! It wasn't me, boss! Let me explain!"It was her! This bitch said that her boyfriend was a total pushover and a gullible idiot, and it has nothing to do with me at all. I was tricked too!"Ronnie shrieked as he tried to scramble back, but Hailey grabbed him tightly. "You're lying, Ronnie! You're the one who came up with the plan to rob the grocery store just so you could join the gang!"You said that once we had the supplies, you'd become the second-in-command and I'd finally live a good life. I gave up Flint for