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Ice Age Apocalypse: I Level Up by Causing Trouble
Ice Age Apocalypse: I Level Up by Causing Trouble
Author: Sael Walker

Chapter 1

Author: Sael Walker
The flush on my uncle, Garrett Wayne's face instantly vanished as he slapped his spoon onto the table with a sharp clack.

I turned to my aunt, Cassia Adams, and offered her a half-smile as she'd been about to help herself to some food.

"Back then, it was a 5,000 dollar fine, plus five days in detention.

"Uncle Garrett dared not ask you for money, so he lied to my dad, said he needed urgent cash for the inventory, and borrowed 5,000 dollars to pay the fine.

"Oh, and you still haven't paid that back, have you?"

Cassia slammed her spoon onto the table with a loud bang before whipping around and locking her eyes on Garrett.

"Garrett! When you went to Brimstone eight years ago, you said you were in the factory with no signal and even swore on it that you weren't lying!

"But it turns out you were doing something so shameful! I wondered why you came home missing two pairs of underwear!"

Garrett immediately sobered up. He slammed the table, jumped to his feet, and pointed at me with a roar. "Bullshit! What nonsense are you spouting, you brat?

"You read trash novels in middle school, slept through class in high school, and now you're making things up about your elders on Christmas Eve!"

"Believe it or not, I'll knock your teeth out for that nasty character of yours!"

It was the same old, boring lines again. Putting aside the fact that reading novels barely had anything to do with character, Garrett had jumped at every chance to pick on me since I was a kid.

When I was younger, I used to wonder why he was so harsh to me, and if I really was a bad kid. But later, I learned that he resented the fact that, though he was the eldest son, Grandpa had only paid for Dad's education.

In other words, he couldn't accept that he wasn't smart enough to stay in school and felt bitter, so he decided to take it out on me. That was really classy of him to pick on a kid just to feel better about himself.

I pulled out my phone and calmly scrolled through it. "Making things up? I have a screenshot of the electronic receipt from back then. It's a little blurry, but the name 'Garrett Wayne' is clear as day. Would you like to take a look?

"Oh, and I heard that the lady was 20 years younger than you, Uncle Garrett. You're quite the vibrant old man, aren't you?"

I never had a screenshot. Everything I'd said was based on a drunken boast Garrett had let slip in my past life, but all it took was a bluff to deal with a guilty man like him.

"Milton Wayne, is this how you raised your son to run his mouth at such a young age? Has he no shame?"

"You're the one with no shame!" Cassia's shout cut right through his attempt to shift the topic.

"You're old enough to be her father, and yet I can't believe you did that! Jerk! I'll kill you!"

She flipped the bowl of scalding hot soup right in front of her, drenching the chicken and mushrooms all over his face and body.

"It's boiling! You're crazy!"

Garrett hopped onto his feet and screamed with a mushroom stuck to his face, looking like a pathetic, ridiculous clown.

A chime came from the system.

"Uncle Garrett's extreme rage detected! Aunt Cassia's resentment points level off the charts! +200 rage points!

"Rewards include an apocalypse safehouse upgrade card with instant door and window reinforcement unlocked. 100 fast food family meals added to the system inventory!"

That was so generous. With the supplies, I could keep my parents safe for a long time, even if the apocalypse hit.

Crossing my legs, I leaned back and checked my loot in the inventory while enjoying the chaos in the living room.

Cassia had left three bloody scratch marks on Garrett's face, while my cousin, Ronnie Wayne, cursed as he tried to break up the fight, only to end up getting splashed with grease himself. It was such a beautiful sight.

Ten minutes later, their family of three stood at the door, looking like a total wreck.

Covering his face, Garrett glared at my parents and me. "Well, well. Look at the son you've raised, Milton. He throws filth at his elders on Christmas Eve!"
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  • Ice Age Apocalypse: I Level Up by Causing Trouble   Chapter 11

    I walked over and took my parents' cold hands. "Mom, Dad, don't worry. I have a plan, and we have nothing to fear as long as we're together."With a thought, I moved everything in the grocery store into my system inventory. Then, taking them by their hands, I led them in.I took out the three shimmering blue vials of awakening potions and handed them over. "This potion can awaken our superpowers. Drink it, and we'll never be helpless ordinary people again."Mom, Dad, trust me."They shared a look and downed the potion without a hint of hesitation. "We'll do anything for you and this family, Flint."A flash of brilliant blue light filled the room. Suddenly, Dad felt heat surge through his body before a shimmering, golden kitchen knife appeared in his hand.The system reappeared."Congratulations to Dad for awakening a rare superpower—Chef's Domain! All food cooked within this domain boosts the consumer's physical and mental energy and grants temporary special buffs!"Mom, on t

  • Ice Age Apocalypse: I Level Up by Causing Trouble   Chapter 10

    When the short-tempered and paranoid bald leader heard my words, his remaining eye instantly turned bloodshot. He lunged forward and grabbed Ronnie by the collar with terrifying strength."How dare you lie to me!"You said it was just a family of weak, easy targets I could easily control! Now look at my face and my eye; how are you going to pay for this?"Ronnie was so terrified that he wet himself on the spot. His legs went limp as he frantically pointed at Hailey. "No! It wasn't me, boss! Let me explain!"It was her! This bitch said that her boyfriend was a total pushover and a gullible idiot, and it has nothing to do with me at all. I was tricked too!"Ronnie shrieked as he tried to scramble back, but Hailey grabbed him tightly. "You're lying, Ronnie! You're the one who came up with the plan to rob the grocery store just so you could join the gang!"You said that once we had the supplies, you'd become the second-in-command and I'd finally live a good life. I gave up Flint for

  • Ice Age Apocalypse: I Level Up by Causing Trouble   Chapter 9

    I'd exerted all my force into the slap on Hailey's face. She spun twice like a top with half her face instantly swelling up like it was stung by bees.Before Ronnie could react, I pivoted and caught him with a backhand-forehand combo of two slaps, each on his left and right cheek, sending his glasses flying with a loud crack. I figured it was about time he learned a new dance—the Whirlwind of Love."Flint, you—"They were completely stunned and stood rooted to the spot, holding their faces.I clutched my chest and feigned a heartbroken, disappointed look. "You love me, don't you, Hailey? If you do, then listen up!"And Ronnie, how could you be so ungrateful? That's your dad hanging there, so how could you say you'd cut the rope for just a bite of food? You're such a disappointing son, and as your cousin, seeing you this way breaks my heart."And you, Hailey! You're practically family, yet you just stood there and watched as Ronnie humiliated his dad for a meal. You should've led

  • Ice Age Apocalypse: I Level Up by Causing Trouble   Chapter 8

    I set my tongs down and wiped my mouth. Hailey arrived at the perfect time.I slowly switched on the loudspeaker and let out a cold laugh. "Save you? You're here to save my uncle since he's your future father-in-law, aren't you?"Hailey froze, and the look in her eyes flickered. "W-What are you talking about? Your dad's obviously the father-in-law."Honey, look. I admit I've been a little nicer to Ronnie at work, but that was for your sake. He's your cousin, isn't he?"Just open the door. I'm literally freezing to death…"That was when Ronnie stepped out of the shadows. He looked miserable, but still forced a pained smile as if he'd been deeply hurt."Flint, I know my dad embarrassed you at dinner, and that must've been rough… But that doesn't mean you can say things like that about Hailey and me."There's nothing going on between us, and we just happened to run into each other on our way here to find you. How could you think so poorly of me?"To be honest, I tried to talk my

  • Ice Age Apocalypse: I Level Up by Causing Trouble   Chapter 7

    With that, I ignored Garrett's desperate screams and slammed the bulletproof windows shut before drawing the curtains.Back inside, I was immediately wrapped in the warm air. Mom and Dad sat on the couch, still pale from what they'd just seen and heard happening outside the window."Flint…" Dad hesitantly called out.I walked over and poured him a cup of warm tea. "Are you feeling soft again, Dad?"Dad was silent for a long time before he shook his head and let out a heavy sigh. "No. I saw him for who he was when he led the thugs to break down our door. If we'd let him in, the three of us would probably be dead by now."Mom wiped her eyes and took my hand. "You did the right thing, Flint. This world has changed, and we just need to survive."I felt a massive weight lift off my chest seeing Mom and Dad finally harden their hearts. In an apocalypse, kindness was the quickest way to get a death warrant.Again, the system chimed. "'Human Fishing' mission successfully completed! Calc

  • Ice Age Apocalypse: I Level Up by Causing Trouble   Chapter 6

    I lit a cigarette and leaned out the window, shouting down to the street, "How does it feel, Uncle Garrett? It's more exciting than the foot massage parlor in Brimstone, isn't it?""Exciting my ass! Flint Wayne, you shameless little bast—ahhh!"Even now, Garrett's mouth was hopelessly filthy.I immediately jammed the descend button again and dropped the terrified Garrett back down like a human yo-yo, bouncing just above the heads of the zombie horde."Going down!"Coming up!"Wow! That zombie jumped pretty high and almost snatched your hairpiece!"Suddenly, a foul, sharp stench wafted up from Garrett's body and was carried into the window by the cold wind. I pinched my nose in disgust and clicked my tongue. "What's going on, Uncle Garrett? You were just making fun of me for wetting the bed when I was three and said it showed I'd never amount to anything, didn't you?"You're in your 50s, so why are you still wetting yourself midair?"Oh, I get it now. You're just giving me a

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