LazThe guy in the Patagonia vest has been pitching me his app for six minutes. It’s Uber, but for blood donors. He’s said “disrupt” four times.“Go back to your friends,” I tell him, and I lean on it a little. “Tell them it went great.”His face goes soft and happy. He thanks me like I just bought his company, and he wanders back across The Vein to tell a table of other tie-wearing dicks how great it went.I may be partial to wearing suits myself, but mine are hand-tailored works of art, not a banal attempt to fit in with my buddies.The thing that has him looking so satisfied is the Pull. I want something, I lean into it with purpose, and a human is powerless to resist. He’s the third one tonight, and every time I do it, I feel a little worse about myself, then I do it again when someone starts annoying me.“You can’t keep doing that,” Rory says, with his mouth full of fries.“He had a PowerPoint presentation on his phone.”“He’s a person, Laz.”“He’s a person with a pitch I’m not i
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