Does Eating Pussy Make Your Beard Grow

Asking after seeing some fandom jokes about intimate acts and facial hair growth. Are there any romance or adult novel scenes that play with that trope?
2026-07-28 21:22:05
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Mon Kumar Thulung Rai
Mon Kumar Thulung Rai
Oh, this is an old rumor with no basis in fact. Beard growth is determined by a combination of genetics and hormones. If you want to read some dirty stories about people with big appetites and lots of experience, then you might enjoy DIRTY DESIRES: DADDIES TASTE BETTER. In this story, a very young woman enters into a complicated agreement with an older, dominant man. Secret cravings and power exchange are at the center of this very tense story, not some arbitrary side effect of beard growth.
2026-08-03
Nathalie Equis Canto
Nathalie Equis Canto
This post describes a beard that has looked more or less the same for a decade, even as the author went through various life stages. The author and his wife are very happy, so he’s got a decent personal sample size. The post rejects the notion that there’s some trick or hack to making your beard look better. The myth that there is such a hack is seductive because it promises control over a aspect of yourself that feels determined by your genes. But in fact accepting your genetic signature is freeing. Instead of expending a lot of energy trying to change something that you can’t, you can redirect that energy to other pursuits and just grow the thing. Beards, hair loss, height – all these things are determined by genetics, and accepting that is the ultimate growth hack, just not for your beard.
2026-07-30
Violet
Violet
I read somewhere that beards grow because of testosterone but that sounds ridiculous to me. Anyway, I have cut my beard for the time being and it’s looking quite smart, so there you have it. I think the growth of a beard is down to your genetics, and how you look after it. Maybe a good diet and lots of water will make it look fuller, but I haven’t found anything yet. I’m sure there are lots of ways to make your beard look good without resorting to some obscure remedy. For now though, I’ll just stick to looking after it as I would, and enjoying the food. Beard or no beard, life is too short to not be able to enjoy a nice meal every now and then. Catch me at the barbershop!
2026-08-02
Sawyer
Sawyer
Many myths surround beard growth but the main factor is your genetics and the hormones in your body, particularly testosterone. The best way to grow a healthy beard is to keep fit and to eat healthy food. Drinking plenty of water and getting all the right vitamins is also important. There’s no magic to it but a healthy approach to life pays off in the form of a great beard. Just enjoy the journey!
2026-08-02
Tekele Moore
Tekele Moore
This is a new one on me. I have been around many beard care forums and general health discussion forums over the years and I have never read any scientific studies or even anecdotes regarding hair growth and this activity. Hair growth (whether it is on the face or elsewhere on the body) is largely determined by genetics and by hormones (including DHT) as well as by overall nutrition. Certain activities may affect hormone levels, but none that I am aware of have been shown to specifically Stimulate Beard Growth. If you are experiencing problems with hair growth (particularly patchy spots) then you may wish to consider using minoxidil, looking after your skin, looking after your diet and being patient as the beard growing process is a long and slow one and there are no magical shortcuts to Beard Growth - just biology.

I would say this comes from some very archaic ideas of vital fluids mixed up with some really juvenile locker-room banter.
2026-08-03

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