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*Abandoning ship isn’t my style. It wasn’t hers either, but our circumstances ripped us apart. Now it’s not just a literal ocean standing between us. Francine Chirilova has no direction. After coming out of the closet leaves her without a family at age 18, the quick witted 25 year old has been forced to survive on her connections and kind personality. Throw in a rapidly decreasing appetite and a tendency to gravitate toward abusive women for a epic shit show. While recovering from her latest 4 year long mistake, she makes a strong, yet unlikely connection with her virtual best friend. Que in recovering alcoholic Vasilisa Krovopuskova, aged 26 from Siberia, Russia. After surviving a grueling upbringing on her own, trust is a difficult concept to grasp. Already having experienced heartbreak once before, she wasn’t looking for anything serious when Francine crash landed into her life via an online sanctuary for lesbians. With an ocean separating the two, neither Francine nor Vasilisa know which direction to swim in. Will they stay on their side of the world, or drown trying to get to the other? *Disclaimer* - Strong mature content. 18+, please Book one. To follow is book two: “Our Blank Canvas.”

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Secret santa: my funny violin

Year Malkame returns to her hometown after ten years of exile. She came back following pieces of a puzzle she really needed to find in order to meet her Secret santa, the man or woman who had been gifting her lonely childhood Christmases with joy and music. Being sent away from her home at the age of fourteen, she had lost the trail of the person she was looking for. But now, she wants to finally find him. But in her journey, she finds her childhood best friend Justin. A misfortune leaves her under the same roof with this man. What happens when long-time friends come together after ten years? What happens when she realizes who her secret santa is? And what the hell happens when a billionaire decides he suddenly wants her to not only work for him but also be his woman?

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Wild Epic Desires

WARNING: This Book Contains Explicit scenes And Adult Languages Do you like reading steamy, naughty, dirty, and filthy romances?? If your answer is yes, get ready for the ultimate erotic excitement that will get your blood pumping and your ovaries twitching. This novel is a collection of short erotic stories. It contains all manner of sexual explicit including StepSister And Brother sex,, Office sex, Lesbian sex, Teacher and student sex, Doctor and patient, Bondage And domination, Gang sex. Etc.

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Married at First Sight

Since the day Serenity got hitched to a stranger on their blind date, she had assumed married life would be ordinary but respectful and mundane. It never crossed her mind that her new husband would be clingy like a piece of gum stuck to the bottom of a shoe. To her utmost surprise, he could make her troubles disappear whenever she was in a fix. Despite her questioning, her husband would always pass it off as luck. Until one day, she watched an interview with a local billionaire known for fussing over his wife. That was when she noticed the uncanny resemblance of the billionaire to her husband. The wife whom he was showering attention on turned out to be her!

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Wild Epic Pleasures

"Jennifer will flame up and the audience won't like it either. With this dress, all eyes will be on you." "Yeah, exactly. Just like the groom. They will be staring at my just like how you are staring at them right now." Susan said and this brought Steve back to reality as he shook his head. Susan seduced her best friend's fiancee on their wedding day and had with him before the wedding kicked off. She only wanted a quickie, but after the session, she changed her mind and decided to have him all for herself. This is a compilation of short steamy stories. Book 2 of WILD EPIC DESIRES.

201 Bab

EPIC

Sofia Cherilyn Sánchez is beautiful, gorgeous, smart and sexy. She's the Queen bee of her high school and she has the perfect life, perfect boyfriend and everything.Noah José Álvarez is the son of her father's best friend. Who recently moved to L.A leaving his life in Miami.He is handsome, mature and sophisticated. Sofia has never met anyone like him, She thinks Noah is too serious and he should loosen up a bit. And Noah thinks Sofia is a spoilt little brat and she should be more serious.The minute Sofia and Noah met, there has been undeniable attraction between them but none of them wants to admit it, after a couple of stolen kisses their desire for each other is undeniable but they are both too proud to admit their feelings for each other until jealousy gets in the way.

59 Bab

What Are Some Funny Engagement Quotes For Light-Hearted Celebrations?

3 Jawaban2025-09-15 17:08:29

Light-hearted celebrations deserve quotes that bring a smile, right? One that always makes me chuckle is, 'Let’s be like a pair of socks and stick together!' It’s simple, but it perfectly captures the essence of companionship with a fun twist. I can almost picture a cute sock-themed decoration at an engagement party with bright colors and laughter filling the air. Plus, who doesn’t love a bit of humor around love? Another good one is, 'Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life!' There's a lovely truth in that—it highlights the fun side of commitment. You get to keep your best friend around forever, even if they steal the covers or leave the empty carton of ice cream in the fridge!

On to something even cheekier, I adore the quote, 'You’re engaged? Oh boy, I hope your Wi-Fi works better than your relationship!' It’s a playful nudge at the modern-day relationship woes and instantly lightens the mood. It embodies the spirit of tech humor we all can relate to; after all, a solid connection in love is as important as that Wi-Fi signal! Using these quotes at an engagement party can spark laughter and connect everyone on a humorous note—perfect for creating memories that your friends and family will reminisce about long after the celebration ends.

Are There Any Funny Quotes About Lyrics?

3 Jawaban2025-09-11 06:03:34

Ever noticed how some song lyrics sound absolutely ridiculous when taken out of context? My favorite has to be 'I am a walrus' from The Beatles' 'I Am the Walrus'. Like, what does that even mean? John Lennon later admitted it was pure nonsense, but fans still analyze it like it’s Shakespeare.

Then there’s 'Blame it on the rain' by Milli Vanilli—ironic because they famously blamed their lip-syncing scandal on everything but the rain. Music history is full of these gems, where the lyrics are either unintentionally hilarious or so vague they become comedy gold. It’s part of why I love dissecting songs with friends; you never know when you’ll stumble into a lyrical absurdity.

What Makes Quotes Friendship Funny And Memorable?

4 Jawaban2025-09-21 10:55:38

Hilarious moments in friendships really stand out to me, and it’s the quotes that capture those moments that create lasting memories. It’s like being in the middle of a mundane day and suddenly someone drops a one-liner that has everyone rolling on the floor laughing. You know the kind—those spontaneous comments that are just too perfect to forget. Like when my friend said, 'If we’re not supposed to eat midnight snacks, why is there even a light in the fridge?' It’s these silly, relatable quotes that amplify our inside jokes.

Quotes also have a way of crystallizing our experiences together. They may become a mantra of sorts. For example, when we travel together, someone always jokes, 'If we get lost, at least we’re lost together!' This humor turns into a shared experience that bonds us tighter. It reminds me of those times we blunder our way through adventures, but we always find a way to laugh, no matter the situation.

Thus, it’s really the blend of humor and relatability that keeps these quotes alive in our memories. They embody those beautiful moments of connection and light-heartedness that every friendship needs to thrive. It’s so special!

What Are Some Funny Quotes That Celebrate True Friendship?

4 Jawaban2025-09-21 20:35:41

One of my all-time favorite quotes comes from 'Friends'—Chandler's wit always gets me: 'I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?' It's such a perfect reminder that not every heart-to-heart needs to be serious; sometimes, laughter is the best glue that holds us together. Also, there’s that classic from 'The Office' where Michael Scott says, 'I am Beyoncé, always.' It’s a hilarious way to say friends should lift each other up and support one another, even if it’s over-the-top. True friendship isn’t just about being there during tough times; it's making each other laugh and connecting in ways that feel effortless.

Another gem is from 'Harry Potter,' when Ron says, 'I just want to be normal!' Sometimes the quirks and quirks of being friends are what make the bond truly special. Whether it's obsessively quoting an anime or geeking out over video games, those moments can be hilarious in retrospect. I cherish those inside jokes that only we understand, like the time we accidentally joined a weird fan club! What’s a friendship without a little laughter?

And let’s not forget that everyone loves a classic like 'You’re my lobster' from 'Friends.' Honestly, it’s simple, yet so heartwarming. It means that you're stuck with each other, and that bond is unbreakable. Those funny quotes reflect our shared experiences in just a few words and make me smile every time I think about them. What a blessing to have friends who share the same quirky joy in life, isn’t it?

Why Do Fans Love Creating Funny Maze Runner Memes?

2 Jawaban2025-09-29 15:18:38

The rampant creativity sparked by series like 'The Maze Runner' is something I genuinely admire. For so many fans, the thrill of the Glade and the challenges facing Thomas and his friends lend themselves perfectly to a humor-based spin. Take the blend of action, suspense, and, often, absurdly tight situations these characters face—there's so much to work with. When I scroll through my timeline, I can’t help but chuckle at the myriad of memes that capture those serious moments but flip them into hilarious memes about, say, the awkwardness of waking up in a maze with no memory. It’s like a breath of fresh air when the stakes are so high in the narrative, and fans rebel against the tension simply by invoking levity through memes.

Moreover, memes serve as a bridge for fans to connect with one another, creating a tight-knit community. One moment, you're sharing your feelings about a character’s fate, and the next, you're laughing over a meme that encapsulates the panic of escaping a maze with your goofy expression plastered on Thomas's face. Whether it’s poking fun at Gally’s stubbornness or Minho’s snarky comments, these inside jokes foster a sense of belonging and camaraderie among fans. I relish how these light-hearted takes reflect our collective understanding and experiences with the story, showcasing a love that’s both passionate and playful.

And let’s not forget how memes can offer a form of therapy for die-hard fans after the emotional turmoil of the series. Following the intense thrills, it’s immensely satisfying to let off steam and roast the characters we’ve invested in. The wit and humor become almost cathartic. This duality of love and laughter keeps the community engaged. Each meme feels like a nod among friends who’ve braved the maze together, a reminder that while the path may be treacherous, we can always find solidarity—and humor—on our journey.

What Are Some Funny Gordon Ramsay Stories From His Shows?

3 Jawaban2025-09-27 01:35:04

I've watched Gordon Ramsay's shows for years, and one moment that cracks me up every time is from 'Hell's Kitchen.' There's this one episode where a contestant attempts to make risotto, and oh boy, it turns out so undercooked that it looks like a sad, gloopy mess. Ramsay, with that infamous fire in his eyes, looks at the contestant with disbelief and says something like, 'This risotto is so raw, it’s still in the pantry!' I can’t help but laugh at the sheer comedic timing of his insults. It almost seems scripted, but that’s just his style—combining humor with harsh critiques.

Another hilarious instance was when he visited a poorly managed restaurant in 'Kitchen Nightmares.' The owner insisted they made the best pizza in town, but when Ramsay took a bite, his facial expression was priceless! He then announces, 'This pizza is so bad it should be illegal!' The restaurant’s staff genuinely seemed surprised, and their reactions made everything even funnier. Watching Ramsay’s dramatics juxtaposed with the stunned silence of the crew is a treat.

Plus, who could forget his iconic phrases about food? He’s super creative with his insults, and sometimes they’re just brilliantly funny. For instance, I remember him telling one chef, ‘I’d rather eat my own vomit than this.’ It's disgusting yet somehow hilarious, largely due to Ramsay’s passion and energy. It’s these moments of humor that remind us he’s not just a tough chef, but someone who truly cares about improving the culinary world, all while entertaining us with his over-the-top expressions and vivid vocabulary.

Funny Spin The Wheel Truth Or Dare Ideas For Parties?

3 Jawaban2025-10-09 22:49:00

Back in college, my friends and I would always spice up our game nights with ridiculous spins on truth or dare. One of our favorites was 'Embarrassing Karaoke Dare'—whoever landed on it had to sing a cheesy anime opening like 'Cruel Angel's Thesis' from 'Neon Genesis Evangelion' with full dramatic gestures. If they refused, they had to wear a silly hat for the next three rounds. We also had 'Historical Figure Confession,' where you had to reveal which historical leader you'd ghost if they slid into your DMs (my friend picked Napoleon, and the roast that followed was legendary).

Another hit was 'Mimic Your Pet Dare'—people had to act out how their pet would react to finding a cucumber (shoutout to those viral cat videos). For truths, we’d ask things like, 'What’s the weirdest fanfic trope you secretly enjoy?' or 'Which video game character would you trust to babysit your nonexistent kids?' The key is mixing pop culture with personal humiliation—guaranteed laughter and blackmail material for years.

What Are The Best Friendship Funny Quotes Ever?

2 Jawaban2025-10-09 02:50:11

Humor, especially when it comes to friendship, has a special way of bringing people closer. One of my all-time favorites is, 'Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.' It just captures that ridiculous, silly essence of friendships we all have, doesn’t it? You know, those moments where you and your best buddy are laughing so hard at something completely goofy that you can't even catch your breath? That's the spirit of it! I often think about all the hilarious memories I've shared with friends—like that time we tried to pull off an impromptu karaoke night. It turned into a comedy show with off-key notes flying everywhere, yet we ended up having the best time!

Another gem that cracks me up is, 'A true friend is one who thinks you are a good egg even though you are slightly cracked.' This quote hits home as it perfectly describes real friendships where we embrace each other's imperfections. None of us are perfect; we all have quirks and moments of craziness. I mean, isn’t it our imperfections that make each other relatable and fun to be around? Plenty of late-night conversations with friends have revolved around our collective misadventures and cringeworthy moments. These quotes remind us of those times when our silliness makes us feel more like a family than just friends.

Then there’s that classic, ‘We’ll always be friends because you know too much.’ It reflects this beautiful bond of trust and inside jokes we build over time. It’s that feeling of knowing you’ve created a vault of ridiculous, funny stories that can be reminisced upon and laughed at years later. These silly quotes not only bring a smile but also encapsulate the best parts of those bonds that are irreplaceable. Love quoting funny lines like these to my friends just to see them giggle. After all, laughter is one of the best gifts friends give each other!

What Are Some Funny Short Friendship Quotes To Brighten Your Day?

4 Jawaban2025-10-09 11:04:23

Friendship quotes can really bring a smile to my face! One of my all-time favorites is, ''We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile. Then we’ll be new friends.'' It always gets a laugh out of my group. There’s something about the idea of growing old together that just warms my heart.

Another one that cracks me up is, ''Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but best friends are like stars. You don’t always see them, but you know they’re always there.'' It’s like a reminder that those close to us are always in our corner, even if life gets busy.

I can't forget about the classic, ''I don't know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.'' There’s just something so relatable about that! Seriously, whether we’re binge-watching the latest anime or goofing off over some video games, those moments are gold.

Honestly, sharing these quotes with friends can be such a simple pleasure. It’s like, for just a moment, everything gets a little lighter, and that’s what friendship is all about!

How To Caption A Funny Pic For Maximum Engagement?

3 Jawaban2025-10-09 22:31:11

Crafting the perfect caption for a funny picture can be like finding the right key for a door; it opens up a whole world of engagement! It's all about setting the mood and really resonating with your audience. For instance, if you have a pic of a cat doing something utterly ridiculous, you might consider humor that’s relatable, something like, 'When you realize Monday is tomorrow, and you're just a fluffball trying to hold it together.' This plays on a familiar feeling, and cat memes always have a warm spot in people’s hearts.

Adding emojis can really spice things up! A well-placed laughing emoji or a facepalm can enhance the humor and draw attention to your caption. Besides using humor, you could also ask a fun question like, 'What was your most embarrassing 'caught in the act' moment?' This invites comments and sharing, helping your post to reach a wider audience. Ultimately, remember to channel your own personality into your captions. The best part? You can experiment and see what works best for your vibe—don't be afraid to let your unique voice shine through!

In the world of social media, standing out can be a challenge, but a dash of wit and a sprinkle of personality usually do the trick. Plus, you're bound to have a blast while doing it!

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