Who Are The Top Authors Of Dragon Fire Books Currently?

I get asked this kind of thing a lot in book groups, and my short take is straightforward: I haven’t seen any major film adaptations of books by Hilary Quinlan circulating in theaters or on streaming platforms. From my perspective as someone who reads a lot of indie and midlist fiction, authors like Quinlan often fly under the radar for big-studio picks. That doesn’t mean their stories couldn’t translate well to screen — sometimes smaller presses or niche writers find life in festival shorts, stage plays, or low-budget indie features long after a book’s release. If you love a particular novel, those grassroots routes (local theater, fan films, or a dedicated short) are often where adaptation energy shows up first. I’d be thrilled to see one of those books get a careful, character-driven film someday; it would feel like uncovering a secret treasure.

Picking up a book labeled for younger readers often feels like trading in a complicated map for a compass — there's still direction and depth, but the route is clearer. I notice YA tends to center protagonists in their teens or early twenties, which naturally focuses the story on identity, first loves, rebellion, friendship and the messy business of figuring out who you are. Language is generally more direct; sentences move quicker to keep tempo high, and emotional beats are fired off in a way that makes you feel things immediately. That doesn't mean YA is shallow. Plenty of titles grapple with grief, grief, abuse, mental health, and social justice with brutal honesty — think of books like 'Eleanor & Park' or 'The Hunger Games'. What shifts is the narrative stance: YA often scaffolds complexity so readers can grow with the character, whereas adult fiction will sometimes immerse you in ambiguity, unreliable narrators, or long, looping introspection. From my perspective, I choose YA when I want an electric read that still tackles big ideas without burying them in stylistic density; I reach for adult novels when I want to be challenged by form or moral nuance. Both keep me reading, just for different kinds of hunger.

If you're hunting for a laugh-out-loud spin on 'Dune' or a silly retelling of 'The Time Machine', my go-to starting point is Archive of Our Own. AO3's tag system is a dream for digging up comedy: search 'humor', 'parody', 'crack', or toss in 'crossover' with something intentionally absurd (think 'Dune/X-Men' or 'Foundation/Harry Potter' parodies). I personally filter by kudos and bookmarks to find pieces that other readers loved, and then follow authors who consistently write witty takes. Beyond AO3, I poke around Tumblr microfics for one-shot gags and Wattpad for serialized absurd reimaginings—Wattpad often has modern-AU comedic rewrites of classics that lean into meme culture. FanFiction.net still has a huge archive, though its tagging is clunkier; search within category pages for titles like 'Frankenstein' or 'The War of the Worlds' and then scan chapter summaries for words like 'humor' or 'au'. If you like audio, look up fanfiction readings on YouTube or podcasts that spotlight humorous retellings. Reddit communities such as r/fanfiction and r/WritingPrompts regularly spawn clever, comedic takes on canonical works. Personally, I get the biggest kick from short, sharp pieces—drabbles and drabble collections—that turn a grave sci-fi premise into pure silliness, and I love bookmarking authors who can do that again and again.

Hunting for playful lines that stick in a kid's head is one of my favorite little obsessions. I love sprinkling tiny zingers into stories that kids can repeat at the playground, and here are a bunch I actually use when I scribble in the margins of my notes. Short, bouncy, and silly lines work wonders: "The moon forgot its hat tonight—do you have one to lend?" or "If your socks could giggle, they'd hide in the laundry and tickle your toes." Those kinds of quotes invite voices when read aloud and give illustrators a chance to go wild with expressions. For a more adventurous tilt I lean into curiosity and brave small risks: "Maps are just secret drawings waiting to befriend your feet," "Even tiny owls know how to shout 'hello' to new trees," or "Clouds are borrowed blankets—fold them neatly and hand them back with a smile." I like these because they encourage imagination without preaching. When I toss them into a story, I picture a child turning a page and pausing to repeat the line, which keeps the rhythm alive. I also mix in a few reassuring lines for tense or new moments: "Nervous is just excitement wearing a sweater," and "Bravery comes in socks and sometimes in quiet whispers." These feel honest and human while still being whimsical. Bedtime and lullaby-style quotes call for softer textures. I often write refrains like "Count the stars like happy, hopped little beans—one for each sleepy wish," or "The night tucks us in with a thousand tiny bookmarks." For rhyme and read-aloud cadence I enjoy repeating consonants and short beats: "Tip-tap the raindrops, let them drum your hat to sleep." I also love interactive lines that invite a child to answer, such as "If you could borrow a moment, what color would it be?" That turns reading into a game. Honestly, the sweetest part for me is seeing a line land—kids repeating it, parents smiling, artists sketching it bigger, and librarians whispering about it behind the counter. Those tiny echoes are why I keep writing these little sparks, and they still make me grin every time.

Every time I head into the Wilderness to hunt dragons I get this little electric buzz — brutal black dragons show up in the eastern Wilderness, specifically around the Lava Maze / Chaos Temple area in the multi-combat zone. From memory and a lot of runs, they tend to patrol the lava-maze-ish corridors and the open ground east of the Chaos Temple; that whole chunk of the Wilderness is their home turf. They’re proper high-risk targets because you’re in multi-combat and in deep Wilderness, so expect other players to be nearby and ready to PK. If you want to actually reach them I usually teleport to Edgeville and run straight north across the ditch, then head east toward the Lava Maze/Chaos Temple coordinates on your map. Bring reliable dragonfire protection — an anti-dragon shield or antifire potions — and decent melee or ranged gear. I tend to use Protect from Magic if I’m getting smacked by their fire, and have a teleport ready (varrock/house/looting tele) if things go south. Drops are worth it but not guaranteed; I always keep my prayers on and my mount of patience ready. It’s a tense, rewarding spot and I love the adrenaline, even if I lose a pack once in a while.

If I had to build one all-out melee kit for putting Brutal Black Dragons down fastest in 'Old School RuneScape', I’d focus on sheer single-target DPS plus a way to chew through their defences. My go-to combo is a high-accuracy stab or crush weapon (depending on your gear) paired with heavy strength bonuses, Piety, and a Dragon Warhammer/Bandos Godsword for the defence drop. For me that usually looks like a 'Ghrazi rapier' for raw stab accuracy and fast consistent hits, or the 'Abyssal bludgeon' if I want heavy crush damage — either of those will outpace most other melee choices on a single target. I slot a 'Dragon warhammer' in the inventory to smash their defence whenever the special is up; that little defence nerf multiplies your DPS over the fight. Armor-wise I favor a strength-focused setup: 'Bandos' chest and tassets (or the strongest hybrid chest you’ve got), 'Barrows gloves', 'Primordial boots' or 'Dragon boots', and an 'Amulet of torture' or 'Strength amulet'. Bring prayer gear (a switch to a prayer-boosting cape or using a 'Fire cape'/'Infernal cape' depending on what you own), and always run 'Piety'. Inventory should be super attack + super strength (or a single super combat potion), plenty of high-healing food like sharks/rocktails, a couple of restore potions for prayer, and an antidragonfire potion or an antifire shield — Brutal Blacks will spit dragonfire. Playstyle: burst with the Warhammer/Godsword special early to lower Defence, then pound them with rapier or bludgeon while keeping prayers up. If you want absolute fastest, a maxed player with 'Ghrazi rapier' + 'Dragon warhammer' specials timed perfectly will usually net the quickest kills; the bludgeon shines if you prefer higher max hits against their defences. Personally, I love the rhythm of popping that special then watching the HP drop — feels super satisfying every time.

Quick heads-up: respawns in old-school generally stick to the same engine rules during events unless Jagex clearly says otherwise. From my experience hunting tough monsters, brutal black dragons follow the usual NPC respawn rhythm for their location — they don't get magical instant respawns just because there's a world event going on. Expect a spawn cycle on the order of a few dozen seconds (roughly 30–60s in most open-area camps), although high-value or instanced encounters can take longer. What changes during events is mostly what spawns are allowed to exist at all. If the event replaces NPCs in an area, or the event triggers a cutscene or temporary instancing, that can pause or remove normal spawns. Otherwise, each world keeps its own independent spawn state, so world-hopping is still the fastest way to find fresh brutal blacks if you're farming. I also watch the in-game event messages and patch notes — Jagex will call out any special spawn changes for festival content. Personally I prefer to farm outside peak event hotspots to avoid weird spawn suppression; it's more predictable and I can keep a steady kill rate while still enjoying the seasonal hype.

I get excited talking about why the brutal black dragon in 'Old School RuneScape' is considered such a money-maker, because it’s one of those encounters that mixes dependable loot with the chance for big spikes. First off, the core reason is simple: the resources it drops—bones and hides—are always in demand. Bones feed prayer training and hide is used in crafting, so those items have a steady buyer base. On top of that steady income, the Brutal Black Dragon has a handful of rarer items on its table that can sell for a lot on the Grand Exchange when they show up, and that possibility of a rare high-value drop makes every kill feel like it could pay off big. Beyond mere drops, how you kill them matters. The fight is fast if you optimize your setup—good gear, the right potions, and an efficient route between spawns. That translates directly to GP per hour: more kills, more loot. There are also QoL synergies like slayer assignments or group routes that reduce travel and downtime, so your effective hourly profit goes up. Some players take advantages like safe-spotting or multi-targeting to keep their kill speed high and their losses low. Finally, market dynamics push the profitability higher. When fewer people farm them—or when new content increases demand for hides/bones—the price spikes. Conversely, if more players flood the market, incomes dip, but because the drops are numerous and partly alchable or useful for skilling, it rarely becomes worthless. Personally, I love the rhythm of farming them: it’s satisfying, occasionally nail-biting when a rare pops, and reliably fills the bank over time.