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When my friend, Winnie Stuart, gets fed up with her family urging her to find a boyfriend, she offers me 500 dollars, saying, "Let me rent your boyfriend for a day. I just need him to be my plus-one for a wedding, and I'll return him to you right after the ceremony."
My boyfriend, Chase Harrington, accepts the money and takes off the couple ring on his finger. "I need to be professional and make sure my client's cover isn't blown."
Winnie and I used to share a room in college. She's been a mutual friend of Chase and me for seven years now.
At 10:00 pm, Chase comes home earlier than scheduled and puts his ring back on. He also transfers 500 dollars to me.
"Time for the post-rental inspection," he says as he kisses me. "Returned in perfect condition, right?"
Since then, Winnie has started making a habit of renting him. She hires him to accompany her to her client meetings, move her furniture for her, and attend her company's annual dinner with her. Even when she gets drunk late at night, she summons him.
Each time Chase comes home, he'll transfer the money to me with a smile. "Isn't it great that we're earning some extra cash? She's just renting my presence as a service anyway. It's not like she's renting my heart."
On my birthday, I wait at the restaurant I booked. Even when it's closing time, Chase is still a no-show.
When I call him, I hear Winnie's voice coming through the speaker instead. "Sorry, babe. I've rented him for the entire day today."
"When does the rental period end?" I ask.
"At midnight."
Chase's lazy drawl rings out. "There are still 20 minutes left. I need to show proper work ethic."
The next day, my mother says, "Why don't you bring Chase over for a meal this weekend? Your dad says he's got a good bottle of wine ready."
At that very moment, Winnie uploads a new Instagram post. It's a video of Chase sitting on a couch in her living room, peeling an orange for her mother.
The caption reads, "Yet another successful rental service. My parents are very satisfied."
Instead of confronting either one of them, I start returning all the "rental earnings" Chase has ever transferred to me.
I add a remark. "I won't be accepting any returns this time."