Bald No Shampoo
On our wedding night, my husband, Arthur Pemberton, forces a potion down my throat that can temporarily rob me of my voice. He then swaps me into the death row cell meant for his childhood sweetheart, Mabel Sinclair.
Mabel had ridden a horse while intoxicated, striking and killing the only son and heir of Prince Ezra. She was scheduled to be executed by beheading at noon the following day.
But Arthur takes my bridal gown, dresses Mabel in it, and smuggles her out through the Court of Judicial Review's back gate to bring her back to the Pemberton family estate.
Seeing the chains on my wrists, his mother, Flora Sterling, feels a flicker of hesitation in her.
"Aren't you afraid that Prince Ezra might carry out the execution ahead of schedule if you send Vicky to prison instead?" she asks.
Arthur doesn't even look up, too busy placing my wedding tiara on Mabel's head.
"I am the Vice Minister of the Court of Judicial Review. Without my official warrant, nobody would dare touch her," he replies. "I'm merely using her identity to buy three days' time. Once the storm blows over, I shall swap them back, of course."
Flora lowers her voice.
"Vicky was the one who sold her family estate and endured 30 lashes in your stead seven years ago, when our Pemberton family was unjustly accused of a capital crime. You do remember that, didn't you? She did all that to ensure that the evidence reached the King in time."
Arthur's fingers pause.
"I have not forgotten, Mother. That's why I've never once considered breaking off the engagement with her, even though she can't tolerate Mabel by my side."
Before dawn, the Princess Consort arrives at the death row cell, bearing an Imperial Edict. She suspects Arthur will abuse his power to shield the culprit, so she specifically petitioned the King to move the execution up to early morning.
I slam my head against the stone, breaking free from the guards holding me. But when I reach the end of the execution grounds, I realize that Arthur is in the midst of a wedding ceremony with Mabel.
His expression shifts when he sees me covered in blood. He immediately strips off his wedding robes and wraps them around me.
"How did you end up so badly hurt?" he exclaims. "Didn't I tell you to wait for me in the cell?"
I stare fixedly at the pearl tiara on Mabel's head. It was a family heirloom—a treasure my late mother left me, meant to be worn only on my wedding day.
Following my gaze, Arthur instinctively steps in front of her, shielding her from my sight.
"She was badly shaken by the incident. She's just using your bridal gown to ward off the bad luck. It's only going to be three days, Vicky. Why can't you just endure this small grievance for her sake?"
The death-knell drums at the execution ground begin to beat once more. I push off his wedding robes and ask, "It's your wish that I die in her stead, isn't it, Arthur?
"Fine, then. You should go. Don't miss your happy hour."