Drunk Skunk
The day my parents skipped town with my younger sister, Tiana Miller, they used me as collateral to pay off their debts.
"The kid's got a screw loose," my mother told the debt collectors, gesturing dismissively toward me. "Always hugging books and mumbling nonsense like an idiot. Take her if you want her. If not, sell her for all I care."
Tiana's bright, cheerful laughter drifted up from the stairwell. "Mom, isn't Sylvia coming with us?"
"Be a good girl. We're leaving her behind."
I had heard those words a million times.
Ever since Tiana was born, everyone in our house revolved around her.
When I ran over just to take a look at the baby, my mother shoved me away. "Don't touch your sister. Your hands are filthy."
From that moment on, I was the extra piece nobody wanted.
When the loan shark kicked my front door open, he found me huddled in the corner reading a massive textbook on criminal law.
"Kid, your parents bolted," the boss sneered, looking down at me. "How do you plan to pay off their debt?"
I calmly closed the book.
"Mister, I analyzed the voice recordings of your strong-arm collection tactics.
“Twelve parts of them can easily be argued down to civil disputes. If you follow my strategy, you can avoid prison time entirely."
He froze.
In less than an hour, I broke down their past three years of criminal records piece by piece and drafted legal loopholes for them.
The heavily tattooed kingpin assistant, Hanks Phil, stared at the paperwork, his jaw dropping before he let out a sharp curse.
"I've been in the underworld for twenty-six damn years, and today's the first time I'm learning you can actually collect debts legally.”