Comedy Superpower Web Novels & Stories

Betrayed by my best friend and boyfriend after my family was slaughtered, I was left to rot in a zombie-infested wasteland. Then I woke up, twenty years old again, one year before the end of the world. Armed with my memories, I’m ready to save my family and exact a slow revenge. The catch? My newly awakened power, Eternal Digestion, restores anything I swallow back to its prime, brand-new condition. Rotten bread becomes factory-fresh; shattered metal becomes razor-sharp steel. To hoard an unbeatable fortress, I just have to eat some questionable scraps first. My quiet plan for revenge and cozy prep goes off-script when I save Steve Diamond, a former billionaire who was an obsessive zombie stalker in my past life. Now alive, un-bitten, and wildly devoted, he throws his billions at my hoarding habits while treating my bizarre eating routine like fine dining. Revenge is served fresh. But when I accidentally swallow a sample of the apocalypse virus itself... I might just digest the end of the world entirely.

Bima is the academy's bottom-feeder with a useless magic attribute, obsessed only with learning healing arts to save his sick sister. He has no idea that the academy's golden boy, Kirill, is pathologically obsessed with him—and his 'useless' magic is actually the catalyst for a brewing magical disaster.