Novel & Cerita Adult Funny Short Stories

It's pathetic! He dropped that bomb and strutted off before I could fire back. I could hardly believe my ears that such boneheaded words came from the man I have loved for years. His so-called 'cozy winter promos' were just a table with free cups of cheap black coffee and some giveaway gloves out front. The coffee often went cold, untouched, and those gloves ended up in the street bin. However, Seth, of course, thought they were pure gold. Somehow, I was the one cashing in on Lily's ideas!

she giggled at her own joke. Guila’s giggle rippled through the air, a moment of levity amidst the heavy atmosphere. Her joke, bizarre and unexpected, painted a vivid picture in my mind. I couldn’t help but smile at her words, the image she conjured absurdly amusing. It was as if, even in the darkest moments, she managed to find a glimmer of humor, a ray of light that pierced through the shadows.

My sundress clung to my skin from the humidity, the thin fabric doing nothing to hide how my nipples had stayed hard since the pool earlier. Tyler grinned wide, already slurring a bit as he slammed back the fresh drink. “Nah, baby, we’re celebrating! Honeymoon rules. Kyle, remember that time in college when you got so fucked up you tried to piss in the RA’s fridge?” He burst out laughing, loud enough that heads turned at nearby tables, slapping his brother on the arm. Kyle leaned back in his chair, that cocky smirk never leaving his face, his eyes locked on me across the table like he could see straight through my dress.

Hand on clit again. He grunts. Thrusts deeper. We build. “Come in my ass.” He roars. Fills me. I cum too. Shaking. Collapses on me. “Amazing.” We clean up. Order room service, Eat naked, talk light about our jobs and hobbies. He’s funny and smart. Afternoon slips away. More sex on the couch, against the window.

“Milk my fingers like the public fucktoy you are.” I couldn’t help it. My walls tightened hard around his three fingers as he curled them viciously against my G-spot. A fresh gush of wetness squirted out around his hand, soaking my thighs even more. The smell of my arousal was faint but unmistakable in the humid bus air — at least to me. The old man smirked. He gave my left ass cheek a hard, open-palmed smack under the skirt. The sharp crack cut through the noise. My plump, milky ass rippled from the impact, the sting blooming hot across my skin.

Aside from her however, three women were giggling to each other while watching their friend cry over catching her husband's infidelity. * I do apologize for not updating daily and I will try to update more. I hope you guys are enjoying this collection so far! I have other stories you guys can check out!^^

He doesn't spank me. I heard him smirk, and spat on my butt cheeks before rubbing his saliva on it. It made me even drip more. He started spanking my right ass. “Ouch daddy, please faster!” I groaned and he started spanking me harder, making me wet more. I'm sure he's watching me drip again, at some point, he was playing with my ass cheeks which I was enjoying so badly. The position feels filthy and exposed and exactly right. I hear the quiet tear of a foil packet—he must have brought a condom with him.

she is trying free from him he started tickling her she started laughing hard finally she laughed after five years Aurthur forgotten the naughty thing she did he is smiling like a fool by looking at her cute laughing she ran inside the room he ran behind her xion said "her smile" Lucy continued "his happiness" they both laughed in room viranica leg slipped and fallen on bed Aurthur ran near her and holded her by asking "say am I monster or am I a monkey" she didn't replied instead she is thinking he might hurt her

“In the middle of a dark forest, a man and a woman have sex. After about 15 minutes, the man finally gets up and says, ‘Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!’ The woman replies, ‘Me too. You’ve been eating grass for the past ten minutes!’” Then I burst into loud laughter. ********* “Stop it, Conan. For Christ’s sake.” I laughed frantically to get away from him. A chuckle broke out while he tickled my neck, armpits, and waist. “If you don’t stop being childish, I will surely kill you.” “Would you like me to tell you another joke?” “Oh, no!” I blurted out. “I’ll pee in my gown if you don’t stop your dirty jokes.”

The pot-bellied guy said smugly, causing the other two to scream wildly as if it was an inside joke that only they seemed to understand. The tall man excitedly approached me. “Except she's prettier.” “Just when the child is there when we play with his dearest mother, everything is even more fun.”The dwarf licked his lips in disgust. They were all giggling like a pack of hyenas. I clenched both my hands into fists as it shook with anger, I couldn't hear this crap anymore. I mustered up all my remaining courage and strength as I elbowed the man on the right hard in the stomach and dug my heel as hard as I could into the right leg of the man on the left.