Average British Person Novels & Stories

Funny how my brain was never in sync with my heart lately. “But if you must know,” he continued as he handed me a cup. “I’ve never had a picnic before. I need a source of reference.” I raised one brow and gave him a pointed look. “Are you sure you’re British? I thought British people go for a picnic a lot more often than we Americans.” “I’m 100% sure.” He chuckled. “Although I’m only 50% British.” “Yeah, cos you have Niall as a brother,” I recalled the conversation he’d had earlier with Jess. “But seriously, how can you never have a picnic? You Brits even have your own phrases about pickles and picnic.”

She replied and that was the end of that topic. We spent the rest of the lunch time laughing at lame people and mocking low class students that kept embarrassing themselves. "Hey barmy!" Ava yelled at a girl trying to stuff her doughnuts at the same time into her mouth. According to Ava, barmy is like a British phrase for a stupid or crazy person. "Take it a little easy on yourself, of your parents can't afford a doughnut they can't possibly afford a good hospital you know..." She said and almost everybody in the cafeteria burst out laughing.

I responded as we both laughed “So you knew she was British from her accent?” I asked “Yeah, plus her skin color and hair” he replied “Oh yeah, she does look British” I responded as we chuckled “But you on the other hand you look nothing British” he added “Well, I am not” I added “Your mom is, so typically you are half British if your mom is British” he added as I gave him a stern look before I rolled my eyes “I am not. My dad is American” I responded

I've been to Whales, took language classes so yea luckily" "It was easy to guess that I am British" she leaned forward, taking in the luxury of the conversation. "Yea, you're very tall, well not so tall as me. I'm 181 cm" "179 cm" "Yea I can tell. Could it be said that you British young ladies are generally this tall? Or on the other hand maybe you're given giraffe to eat when you've developed an adequate number of teeth to turn into this tall." he gestured with his hands.