Puck Me Hard
"Baby, the second a looker like you upload a thirst trap on a hookup site, the floodgates open."
I hesitated, then tapped on the message requests. My eyes widened at the sheer number of profile pictures featuring shirtless dudes—most of them taken in bathroom mirrors, some flexing, some looking like they were trying too hard to look casual about it.
And then—oh, Jesus.
Some had gone full send.
"Ohhh, we got some dick pics," Imogen announced gleefully, squinting at my screen. “look at that one, That's a curve if I've ever seen one. Noah, why does it look like a banana"