Best Insults Of All Time นิยาย & เรื่องราว

“You are a complete bastard.” “So your tongue has verified twice now.” Both instances that specific insult had cleared her lips, the shaft between my thighs had executed a violent biological reaction. My weapon was fully, aggressively hard now, and it was my cock that was entirely driving the conversational track from this coordinate forward. “Strip those cotton shorts off your hips. My silver eyes were denied a complete view of your cunt during the midnight negotiation last night.” “Uh... absolute negative, thank you.” “My wolf risks a massive bet that it represents a beautiful cunt.”

I pinched his neck, leaving a mark. And I'm not yet satisfied! I stepped on his foot with my expensive high heels. The ugly old man seemed unfazed! Doesn't it hurt? He does not react at all. He's getting on my nerves. But never! I will not give him the satisfaction of being happy. "Your ugly thick-skinned face is so tough and hard, huh!" Sorry for the insult, but I'm not sorry at all. He deserves it. The ugly fool just laughed. "Yes, it's getting hard, so don't provoke me, baby!" His voice is teasing me.

“Indeed. You’re the most talented rock skipper here.” He chuckles and nudges me. “You know, sarcasm is considered the lowest form of wit.” “Point out someone who believes that, and I’ll show you someone who proves that common sense isn’t as common as they think. Anyone who says that phrase is someone it takes minutes or even days to realize they have been insulted through what they consider wit that’s beneath them. They are the true geniuses among us.” “Hmm…you may have a point,” he says. After a few minutes, he glares at me. “Rude.”

“It is childish to ignore people and it is ignorant to turn down a good offer because of.. stupid reasons.” “Very articulate.” I mock him because he usually prides himself on sounding oh-so sophisticated. “So now I am not only a child, but I am also ignorant and have stupid reasons for doing stupid things. Good to know. I will just add that to yours and Noah's other insults.” I glare at him and he huffs angrily. “Do not ever compare me to him,” Andras growls quietly. “Oh, but you are acting just like him.” I hiss back at Andras.

– He didn't finish saying, with all his golden glory, in which, in addition to his idiotic hero of the country speech, to raise everyone's spirits. So he tried to hold it in for an entire morning, his stomach was vibrating and bubbling and squeezing, as if inside him were stirring an hour of demons that when he spit a green slime on Astro-Star's face and all over his body , before of melting and evaporating on top of him, clinging to the ground like snotty green monsters, well, they screamed for all to hear. - All the necessary insults of a lifetime. Among the words were. - You filthy worm. - Hillbilly from midwestern Kansas.

I shouted sternly, "And listen, there's no way I'd ever be interested in someone like you – arrogant, foul-smelling, and lacking basic respect for others!" After saying that, I was left stunned. I had never used such a long sentence to insult someone before. The guy seemed taken aback too, as if he were trying to process what I had just said. When he finally reacted, he was furious and retorted, "What did you say?" At this point, I was absolutely sure that this guy was all bark and no bite, a freaking idiot pretending to be tough. I repeated his words back to him verbatim. "I meant it literally."

‎LEVIATHAN'S POV ‎ ‎Insolence! ‎In all my years of being king this has been the most insulted I have been. ‎My own subject betrayed me, called me a liar and instead of apologizing, his wife dared to call me rudeless. ‎Yes, I am a heartless man and I am proud of it. ‎Infact, I intend on making that clear to all my enemies, I will not be insulted. ‎“Boris," I called out the moment I took a seat back on my throne.

“Almost pitiful.” That does it. If there’s anything I hate the most in this world, it’s someone else feeling pity for me, and I swear she would have regretted those words if she weren’t a girl. And not just any girl. My best friend’s girl. “Alright. I think I’m done standing here and listening to you insult me.” I say as I start to move from her, but she doesn’t even let me get away. “Insult?” She chuckles. “Why are those insults? It’s who you are and stuff you’ve done, and I thought you were proud of them. Why? Does hearing them from another person suddenly make you realize how fucked up you truly are?”

“You’re so arrogant.” “Not arrogant. Just confident.” I scowled. “God, you’re still as much of a butt-face as when we were kids.” Suddenly the mood lightened, and he laughed. “Seriously? ‘Butt-face’?” “Yeah. It seemed the most accurate descriptor I could think of.” “You use the word ‘descriptor’ but can’t think of a better insult than ‘butt-face.’ ” He shook his head. “I think you need to work on your shit talking.”

Suddenly, just like that, a fry flew and hit me on the forehead snapping me out of the silent anxiety attack. “Stop staring off like that, it creeps me out, you freak!” He teased with a playful tone and surprisingly, I didn’t even feel offended by the name calling. After all, I did introduce myself as a freak when we first met. “Jerk,” I decided to play the ‘who gets the last insult’ game. “Bitch.” “Man-whore.” “Hoe.” “Dickhead.” “Ass-hat.” “Fucktard.” “Imbecile.”