Romans & histoires Best Insults Of All Time

“Is an insult lesser than the burglary, Andrius? Insult can be sown and hurt emotionally as it has no cure. Now, you’re questioning my decision?” “I apologize, alpha. I’ll get his punishment right away.”

"Stupid! Dense! Fool! Idiot! Dummy! Brainless! Blockhead! Goon! Moron! Retard! Pervert! Molester!" …It succeeded in dealing damage, even to me.

She raised her hands up for emphasis. Those words she fired at me, hurt me. And I slammed the glass of milk hard on the counter with a loud thud. "Someone like me? Who do you think you are? You think you're better than me? Have you looked yourself at the mirror lately?You look like an old roadside hag. And you're nothing but an insignificance." I retorted my insult through gritted teeth, glaring so hard her. I could feel my body invigorating for war. Because I had my ever present weapon. My mouth.

they both replied again. "You did your best?! IDIOTS!" I yelled angrily at them again. In rage and irritation by their foolish response, I hurl another object at them. If these guys are so ignorant, how did they become top-tier assassins? "YOU DID YOUR BEST?! WHAT A JOKE!" I yelled angrily at them again. " Sir-" "You didn't do your best, fools! If you actually did your best, that jerk would have died right now and I wouldn't have had any problems, but he's still alive because you're both useless!" I yelled at them.

The most gentle one yet the rudest one. ~~~ VOTE & COMMENT<3

she couldn't help but growl in frustration that was not a good advice. " you do realize I rubbed mud on a multibillionaire's suit ". Emma stated. "You assaulted luxury fabric." Emma turned to glare at Kristie . "I didn’t assault anything. It was an accident!". "An accident that involved a billionaire’s patience and his probably expensive suit ," Kristie shot back sipping her soda slowly. " …Okay, but I didn’t know he was my new boss." "That’s the part that makes it funnier. You insulted your future paycheck."

If other women who heard his cruel words would surely cry. "Shit ... shit ... shit ...! you idiot, annoying! I take my words back. You ugly, ugly and bad man!" I shouted in frustration. It's annoying that I can't reply to it. What the heck? is he allergic to me? am I a virus? God damn it! I really wanted to choke his neck and kick his little brother even harder. "Lucien, watch out for you, huh? you're on the list of people who have insulted and underestimated me. I will definitely repay you! when I get rich, I'll throw a pile of money in front of your stupid annoying face!"

I further taunted him. "YOU! YOU IMP! DID YOU JUST CALL ME FAT!?" His grubby face turned beet-red as he fumed in his wrath, but I was not perturbed by his raging anger at all. In fact, I relished in the fact that I could throw around insults at him without a care of the world. These days, throwing around insults had become a privilege to me all on its own. Lord Vilavelt beside me was staring at the entire conundrum in muted silence. He didn't seem at all disturbed by the bedlam as well. So I took the liberty to throw in some more insults.

He glared at me, seething through his words. I scoffed at him, “I did not look down on you, Colton— you looked down on me. And if you still felt inferior then, it's just because even yourself is aware of how pathetic you truly are.” Colton continued to lose his composure. I don't understand how he always instigates insulting me but never always ends up defeated in the fight he picked. “You're saying a filthy, horrible, murderer is better than me?” His voice raised a bit, “Where's that intelligence you're so revered for?”

he replied like she was being a hypocrite. She stuck her nose up, as if he was below her, “You’re bothering me. Which is worse.” Lucian tugged on one of her curls, “So me telling you that I think your dress is hideous is horrible as well? Or is it worse than talking to me?” She couldn’t decide which was worse, so instead, she tried to think of another insult she could throw back, “Your face is ugly.” Lucian chuckled to himself with amusement. He always enjoyed rattling Celine. It was the best way to pass time whenever he was bored.