Best Insults Of All Time Novels & Stories

he wheezed, “do you have any idea how terrifying you are?” She looked genuinely confused. “For asking a reasonable question?” “For finding the single most devastating technicality in the English language.” “I'm literally just stating facts.” “The problem is that your facts are somehow more violent than most people's insults.” “Thank you.” “That wasn't a compliment.” “I'm choosing to receive it as one.”

she cursed with so much bitterness in her voice. Alex turned to look at her, this time around straight in the eye, " how about you pearl? What makes you think you are any different? If she is a gold digging bitch, then you are more worse than her, has anyone ever told you that you are not only a gold digging bitch you are a shamelessly, trashy, spoilt and a big disgrace to womanhood?" He smirk when he saw the look of shock on pearl's face, Alex was very sure she was not expecting him to say something like that to her, " if you speak something bad to Serena again, I will not only disgrace you publicly, I will make sure you leave Salazar family with nothing to your name, don't mess with me ste

I'm not even proud of them. Only fools are proud of their fellow fool. I'm not sorry for my harsh words. They don't deserve my praises, after all. I'll give an example of how stupid they are. Imagine a scene where all of your opponents have their own weapons but you just attacked with your bare hands without even thinking of a plan on how to fight them without anything but yourself. That's quite foolish, isn't it? Now tell me, should I be proud of them or should I just be disgusted?

“And don’t call me baby.” “No and no,” he replied in the same final tone I had used. His grip on me never wavered. “Tell me where you live.” I almost screamed in frustration. “You can’t make demands of me, you… you idiot!” 's eyes sparkled with amusement. “Ass face?” he repeated. I couldn't even let myself be embarrassed by the terrible insult I invented, too consumed by my anger. "Yes, you It is one idiot! AND one idiot It is one... one idiot! Now me put it on the floor! And leave me alone!”

As he looked at her, he thought back to how she had thoroughly insulted him. Frustrated, he uttered to himself, "I am someone who always respects women and treats them with kindness. But what I hate the most is being disrespected in public. I've never been so humiliated in my entire life. The fact that you're a princess doesn't give you the right to do that. All I did was compliment your beauty, and you insulted me. But I will make you pay, Princess, whatever your name is. No matter what it takes, I will make you pay for what you did."

"You're stupid." It stung. Badly. The only other time Kali had truly, insulted Clea was the first time they met. After they became friends, then best friends, and Kali knew everything there was to know about Clea, she got careful even with playful jabs. Insulting Clea was like jabbing a knife into her stomach. It was peeling off her skin and spreading out all the wounds she had sought to cover up carefully. "You're very stupid, Clea McEnery. And I'm not gonna involve myself with your stupidity anymore."

Handsome as sin, one of the over privileged geeks of this world and not to mention a hopeless flirt. “Don’t tell me that you’ve been admitted to this university?” she asked in a baffled voice. “No, of course not. I’m here only to have a nice chat with you!” he sneered. Flustered, she bit her lip and did what she did best at around Ashton Cooper-ignore him. Their mutual dislike had begun five years ago when she had unknowingly hurt his ego so badly that apparently he couldn’t leave her alone anymore. Ever since that famous incident, Ashton had made it a point to humiliate her. She regretted it- not the fact that they were not friends but that they were enemies.

Which sane man would insult the friend of the person you plan to ask out? "Please, can you package your cursed self and get off my face!" I screamed at him angrily. How dare he insult my best friend? I'm the only one that has the right to insult her. "No one messes with my best friend," I added as I pushed his chest hard. He started it, he pushed Helen first. He raised his hand in an attempt to hit me, but Helen broke a bottle before we both knew it. She yelled pointing the bottle at him furiously

It creates a flurry of dust that rises into the air before settling back down once again on the ground. “You know what?” he growls, pointing a finger at me. “You are the most irresponsible Beta I have ever met! I don’t even know why I chose you in the first place! I swear you have an empty vessel for a brain! You’re a fool, Lauren! You’re a god***n fool!” I have been called many things before, humiliated to the point of no return even. But to have the man I love and look up to scream and hurl so many insults at me…that is the last straw.

He took a menacing step closer, "You are such an embarrassment! You are dull, you are weak, and you have the cunning of a newborn kitten!" He wasn't done. He launched into the usual tirade, the words tearing me down piece by piece, "No wonder your mother was always a disappointment. Weak-willed, spineless, just like her worthless brat! I wasted years trying to make something valuable out of either of you, and all I get is this spectacular failure!" I flinched inwardly at the insult to my mother, his first wife, who had died years ago but I swallowed the reaction. I knew the drill. Insults were his currency when he was cornered.