Novel & Cerita Best Insults Of All Time

Why do you constantly have to bitch about the most stupid things? ~You are too fucking loud and forward. That’s not the kind of woman I want to be with, sorry…. And so on. They could never admit it to me but I knew that I was too good for them and they couldn’t handle me. They spoke with layered insults like that, thinking it would hurt me when I grew up in a home where I heard worse.

"What? Not my fault you're dumb and you're bringing a diary into your bag at school. You know everyone hated you so it should be you keeping one eye open for your haters." "As if you aren't hated by everyone as well? Illegitimate daughter of the senator. Home wrecker and a shame to the well respected conservative family!" I chuckled hearing his classic and signature insult to me for a very long time. And then I observed myself... Before, I'd instantly flame up once I hear that from him. And most likely, I'd still have the very same reaction if I hear that from someone else. But it's him. And somehow, that insult has watered down to an inside joke between us two.

as my head began to spin. Would you prefer a more colorful or exotic insult?" I heartily laughed. What about dick, cock sucker, poser, fucktard, or cun--? levi interrupted me mid-insult as he denigrated me. I stumbled as the blood surged back to my head. levi seized me and encircled my waist with his arms. He frowned at me and his blue eyes narrowed. Stop making fun of me, he hissed. I retaliated, "They're all true," at him. I escaped his hold while hearing all the abuses he had previously uttered ringing around in my head. I wish you weren't my mate because I despise you.

“That brainless, two-faced, lying, backstabbing, good-for-nothing piece of trash! He will surely be punished by God and he will be rejected Wherever he goes.” I choked on my cookie and blurted out. What were these insults that I just heard? “Mom!” But, she wasn’t done. “That miserable thing! That cockroach in human skin! The day he was born, the heavens must have sighed in regret! Look at him, walking around in expensive suits, thinking he is important. Oh, he has no idea what has befallen him.” I covered my face as the insults rang in my ears. “Oh my God,” I screamed and My phone rang again.

“Thanks to you, I broke the golden rule.” My heart constricted, and I tensed. My jaw tightened as her insult echoed in the space between us. Bacillus. Braindead. This name-calling was heart-rending and cruel. The words hit harder than they should’ve, because it felt like she was erasing me and rewriting a version of a man she deeply resented.

I kinda took her words literally. ''He's so proud, pompous, arrogant, rude, full of himself'' ''And he loves you....'' ''Huh?What the-.....What do you mean by he?'' ''Oh gosh! I know you are dumb but I didn't know you were this dumb...'' Ouch! That reminded me so much of Damian. He is the only one that would insult me in the worst possible way and compliment me in an insulting way. You know what I mean ''You are thinking of him right?...''

“It’s your fault that you were a piece-of-shit father—and still are.” His eyes narrowed at the insult, and he gave a slight nod. “You haven’t changed either, Bastien. Still blaming everyone else for your shortcomings. Sitting in this shitty apartment, shooting and snorting. You think you’re better than me?” he yelled, his voice probably carrying to the other apartments in the building. “You’re nothing without me. Useless and pathetic. A boy alone in an apartment that smells like piss and pussy. Wish you’d been a girl so I could have married you off to an ally. But no, you have a dick that you don’t even know how to use and a brain too stupid⁠—”

The tension of argument was getting more heated. The words coming from their mouth is not acceptable. The words coming from our mouth is like a fire because every insult was unacceptable. "You are so jealous that my mate is much better than you," I mocked the twins. If they can say harsh words about me, then I can do that too. I can be better than their own game. I felt like leaving this place earlier, but I just found myself arguing with them. It feels like I was not supposed to let anyone insult me.