Girl Crush
"Nothing like a naked broad with a pint of ice cream to dub your new BFF. So, who else is on your dance card?"
"My what? Veronica, I don't dance."
"No, and you're not an idiot, either. Wise up. I know you're not betting the farm on one woman, so who's up next to bat, because this chick just struck out."
"She did not. She was just a tad forward knowing I was a newbie."
"It's sex, not rocket science. And you've totally canned her. I know you, Giselle. She tried to move to second base, and you shut her down. Whatever your reason, she got friend-zoned last night. So, who's next?"