Teacher's Pet
Don’t want to see such a fine example of the male species go to waste now, do we?
"Well, let me see..." he pretends to think while leaning back against the closed classroom door, snapping me out of my sarcastic conversation with my conscience. "Maybe it was your handwriting, since you are in my class, or was it the signature at the beginning of the page? Ah! I got it!" He pretend to be excited, "It was the fact that half the things in there have already been published!"
My mouth dropped open. "You're an OGasmer?!"