Dear Ex Wife, Please take me back
But as I step out of the car and head toward the store, a terrifying thought strikes me,
What do I even get?
I freeze on the sidewalk like an idiot, then pull out my phone again and start typing:
[ What do women need when they’re in pain from the thing… the monthly thing… bleeding but not dying?]
But autocorrect turns it into [What do women need when they're in pain from the thing monthly bleating not dying]
What?
I growl under my breath and try again, slower this time:
[What do you buy for period cramps?]
A whole list pops up, pads, tampons, chocolate, painkillers, heating pads, herbal tea, dark chocolate again, midol,
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