Crazy Couples Novels & Stories

"Lazy." "Hard to be a couple when there's two of you in here with me," I pointed out. Taylor's resentful glare never reached back to Cassie, mollified by firm fingers. "Yeah, I guess that makes sense. So are we a couple? Like, of three, I mean. Or is the couple the three of us, and Abbie, and Coach and Officer Barbour and, um, I guess my mom? Oh, and Tabitha now, too. That would be the weirdest date of all time. But it would rake in the clicks if we filmed it. Assuming we had sex after. Do you think we'll ever do that, all... what is that, six?"

And most importantly, they would find the person together. That afternoon, Mark’s laptop was open between them on the couch. The website they found was sleek and anonymous, catering specifically to couples seeking a third. The air was thick with a strange, new kind of intimacy as they scrolled through the profiles together. Some were crass, just close-up pictures of genitals and blunt, misspelled messages. Others were creepy, their overly eager messages setting their teeth on edge.

She squealed when Jasmine placed her order on the table. "My fans? I think you're mistaking me for someone else. I'm not famous." Jasmine chuckled. "Oh no, you have no idea how famous you actually are. Look at this," Amber opened one of her social media pages and showed her the comments. "I asked my followers who they would like to see me interviewing next and they took your name. People love you and Kyle together. They call you 'The Surreal Couple'. And I must say you are amazing." "The surreal couple? Haha, I haven't heard anything like that before. Is that a new term?" Jasmine forced out a smile as dizziness started taking over her again. This was the fourth time since morning. But still

And somehow, we all stopped. He grinned. “That’s better. Tonight, we are doing something special.” I leaned forward. “This program is called Couple’s Night!” The crowd went wild. “That’s why we chose Paris,” he continued. “There is no other place to celebrate love than the city of love!” I smiled so wide my cheeks hurt. Kieran scoffed quietly. I turned to him. “What?” “That’s the most stupid thing I’ve ever heard,” he muttered. I frowned. “It’s romantic.”

But these… These were those quick release handcuffs married couples used to spice up their sex life. Now what? Wait here for the rain to stop? Or continue?

I have the craziest friends in the whole world I screamed in their ears as we all started laughing again. Leaving my crazy friends I wanna go shower Don is such a tiger I said to them, “Yeah” my two crazy friends started screaming, "Alright, Lizzy, like how many times do you sleep with Him a day,” Coco asked rolling her eyes all over me with a naughty smile on my face, "Checking my head and thinking, Hmmm..... like hundred times a day, As often as possible with so many orals sex", I said to her, "Yess!!" and “How does it feel like” Coco continued,

Who the fuck forgets about their wife? "Oh, dear Rossie! She must have felt bad and ran away!" Catherine cries, a hand she rested on her chest. "What if she was caught?" Miriam covered her mouth, dramatically sitting down on the couch with her husband, Ricardo. "Calm down, she might just be out there unwinding," Veronica said. "I should go and--" "You won't find her," Zyra suddenly interrupts. She looks down as everyone's attention was on her now. She was the youngest of them there. Nobody had noticed her if she had not spoken.

“You really think so?” “Believe me, I’ve been here before. I call them her Unfortunate Choices. Sometimes she joins a cult, sometimes she gets a tattoo.… Think of this marriage as an extreme piercing. Right this minute, they’re doing a Couples’ Quiz,” I add to encourage him. “I mean, what a joke! They haven’t got a clue about each other. Lottie will see that, and she’ll start to think straight, and then she’ll realize.” “Couples’ Quiz?” says Richard after a pause. “You mean like that TV game?” “Exactly. Like, ‘What is your partner’s favorite meal that you cook for her?’

I smiled warmly and offered my best wishes, saying, "That's wonderful! I wish you both a lifetime of happiness and love." Yvonne glanced at me with a hint of puzzlement but remained silent. As time passed, Nash and Yvonne carried on their secret romance. They were just like any other couple, skipping classes to catch movies, adorning their ears with flashy jewelry, sharing kisses on the Ferris wheel, and racing through the streets on motorcycles. Yvonne was introducing Nash to all the experiences he had missed in his previous life. Their carefree existence didn't quite fit the mold of typical students. Perhaps they had forgotten that they were still in school.

But even as I dismissed Crystal’s antics, a small voice in the back of my mind reminded me that she wouldn't back down that easily. And if there was one thing I knew about Crystal, it was that she never played fair, and she never will. I mean who does? “That Hazel girl is hot.” Ric said with a huge grin plastered on his face. “Again? How many women do you fall in love with in a year?” I raised a brow at him. “Trust me, this one is different. I can already picture our future together.” He looked like a teenager who had just seen his crush. “Get a life. Don is throwing a party soon, that's what Crystal was telling me, she wanted to be my date.”