Pretend Girlfriend
Well, you regret this because you got caught.
“She’s lying, mate. You know I would never betray you like this. She pulled me into the bathroom saying she needed to talk about you, and then she started hitting on me, grabbing my junk, and you know I’m not made of iron”, he says, and I shake my head. I can’t hear this anymore. My girlfriend, the love of my life and my best friend making out in the bathroom.