Deadpool Funny Comics Novels & Stories

On the day of our wedding, my fiance's best friend, Penny Lynd, showed me a video, smiling as she said, "Hey, Lydia. I've already educated Aron for you. He's now a real stud, so enjoy!" I felt my breath leaving my lungs as they made love in the video, while Aron Quaker laughed, clapping her shoulder. "Where did you get that AI video? I only took your clothes off that one time." While he was laughing without a care, I felt like I'd just fallen into an abyss. Seeing me lose my cool, Penny laughed out loud too. "There! I knew it would upset Lydia! She's so dumb that she can't even tell that it's an AI video—and a bet's a bet! Starting today, we will be married for three days." It was only t

Strange’s hair Everything’s in pop-pop-poppy color Deadpool’s just a misdemeanor | Logan used to bite cigars like Che Now he’s joined Smokers Anonymous Thor used to be mighty and talks Shakespeare Now he’s a comedian Venom’s really cute and Thanos ain’t that bad He’s actually kinda handsome once you get past his chin’s nutsack So many guest stars to geek on but all of them look like Guardians The truth is | [Chorus] | … DC’s so dark! Disney (cough) Disney (cough) | Apart from their first single “You Are My Extra Life”, there’s also “When Ever After is Over”: | They say love is just a bunch of chemicals in the brain short-term high and long-term goodbye. When our happy memories turn to nightm

When I was a few meters from the cafeteria, my cell phone rang again, this time it was Dani, who happily greeted me. — Here Harley Quinn , there who? I smiled at his tone and what he said and of course I responded. "Deadpool here wanting to insert and tear several asses with my katanas" the moment I hear my answer I burst out laughing. I smiled and turned my face to one side and the other to cross the street, while I waited for the crazy Dani to control her laughter, I continued the journey to the cafe, at that moment something strange happened, I looked at a boy who was approaching.

I followed him to his car, and once we were both in, he turned on his car engine and drove to I don't know where. "Do you like comedy?" He asked, and I looked at him as if he had grown two heads. "I don't know!" That was all I told him. I mean, I didn't know what to say. The question seemed out of context. A weird silence consumed us for a while before he asked again. "What do you think about Deadpool?" "What is wrong with you?" I answered his question with another question. "I mean, what's with the weird questions?" He chuckled before he added,

“Still don’t get it.” Scott pulled two crumpled plastic bags from his pocket. “Look. These’ll hold about a hundred cans an bottles each. If we fill em up, we can get close to ten bucks. We’ll split it, five bucks each.” Scott winked. “I was over at Brooks Pharmacy yesterday. Guess what they just got?” Jesse smiled hopefully. “New comics?” “You bet. Secret Defenders, The Hulk . . . an Dr. Strange.” “Cool.” Jesse paused. “Wait. You don’t read comics. What’re you gonna buy with your split?”