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Forced Mate

Forced Mate

I yelled "Goodbye Jayden, I was going to say have a happy life but am sure your diabolical mind has no idea what happiness is so I'll say this instead, I hope you get your heart ripped out just like you've been ripping other people's heart out!!" I yelled and turned to leave Before I could take another step, Jayden superspeed and stood right in front of me "Nice speech" he said "It would have made a tiny little impact on me if it wasn't coming from a weak and feeble human whose life I can take in less than a second if I want to"
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After the Downfall

After the Downfall

I didn’t want to talk about that aspect of my past, but my brain had fastened on another line of thought that I did want to discuss. Encouraging my friend to take a seat, I sipped on my tea as I looked down at the bubbles almost overflowing the tub in order to gather my thoughts. My mind had drifted further into the past, linking my errant thoughts until they led towards an epiphany, and I blurted it out without pausing to consider how it would come off, “Everyone from the fallout shelter I survived in is dead.” Jerking her head back, Katya laughed disbelievingly, “Well, damn. It’s no wonder you’re so depressed. Just lay it out for me, Zoe.”
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ASH THUNDER

ASH THUNDER

"I don't want to get my hands dirty. Say your last prayers, bitch 'cause this is where it's going to end." I once watched a film about two rival gangs. Their feud was almost eternal and they were always killing each other's men. It got to a head one day when the two leaders decided to face off. One pulled out a gun and began to make a long speech. While he kept talking, the other one pulled out his gun and shot him right in between the eyes. Once he was done, he shook his head and spoke to the dead man at his feet - If you want to shoot, shoot, don't talk.
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The Wrong Alpha - A Twist of Fate?

The Wrong Alpha - A Twist of Fate?

-------- Plus a mixture of missed calls and messages from Jake and Manuel -------- Dude where are you?! --------- How long it take to drop off three girls bro? You stopped for a quickie?
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Moon Touched

Moon Touched

It bubbles up sharp and humorless. “Oh, good,” I say out loud. “We’ve moved on from ‘you killed my sister’ to ‘you’re an inconvenience.’ Progress.” Raph’s jaw tightens. “He’s speaking through the bond?” “Yelling,” I correct. “Very kingly yelling.” You ran, the voice continues. Demonstrating your guilt. I close my eyes briefly, counting backward, grounding myself in the feel of the earth under my boots, the steady presence of Raph at my side.
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Sold To The Rogue King

Sold To The Rogue King

"I won't..." My voice sounded terrible and I immediately stopped talking to clear my throat. Apart from groaning in pain, I can't remember the last time I spoke a word out loud. They always shoot me with their dart guns to make me docile whenever they come to extract my venom. Evan and his men did all the talking while I just stared like a zombie. Although I didn't finish my statement, his eyes widened with surprise from the little he heard "Re-eally? You won't eat me?" He asked hopefully
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The Art of Life and Love: The Second Symphony

The Art of Life and Love: The Second Symphony

Dillon scrawled out his message. First, The Hulk is the dumbest and most useless of them all! No restraint, just SMASH! Plus, what about the contractors and ordinary people that have to clean up after his destruction? What about those poor souls? Does your "brawn and brains Banner" pay for damages and reimburse families for their dead loved ones? Anyway, hmm food wise, can you get me a Coke icee and maybe 'kittles? Purple bag?
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When Life Takes A Turn

When Life Takes A Turn

A transhuman like Horton was defeated, let alone this Rheasian special agent who appeared to be so frail and petite… Meanwhile, Zayn stood up. His eyes were filled with darkness without any glimpse of brilliance, leaving only boundless murderous intent and also rage. “All of you will die,” Zayn spoke in Esperanto, and his voice could be heard echoing in every person’s ears clearly. For some reason, their minds ceased working for a moment upon seeing his gaze while their bodies trembled beyond their control. They felt as if the Grim Reaper had his eyes set on them.
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Daniel Garrant
giving book 5 stars. good novel itself 0 stars. lost me on the timeline skip around that's happening. keep him divorced from that ungrateful Carter family. bunch of gold diggers n not deserving a jump in quality or status of life. let them stay at bottom looking up. let Zayn become a rich but consid
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THE BEAST'S OBSESSION

THE BEAST'S OBSESSION

"Yet, you dared!" Is that his signature slogan? I heard it from him a while ago. Thinking about it, did that Deep guy leave already? Will he be back? "I am sorry, Don. Please forgive my manners, please! I just thought she was like other girls and... Aah!" A gunshot on the shoulder cuts the poor guy off, making me bounce with fear while the guy steps back, clenching to his shoulder while blood starts dripping down.
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Cellblock Heat

Cellblock Heat

I hiccup on the last word. A ripple of laughter goes round; he doesn’t laugh. He puffs his chest like a rooster who owns the joint. “You better watch your mouth.” “Oh, I am watching it,” I say sweetly, pointing at my lips. “It’s saying, ‘Go to hell.’” That pushes him over. He stands, looming. “You got a death wish, lady?” “Buddy,” I slur, smirking, “I’m a doctor. I can pronounce myself dead if it comes to that.”
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Deadpool's humor is unique and so layered, often blending absurdity with sharp wit. One quote that gets me laughing every time is, 'I'm not sure if I'm a hero, or a villain, but I sure am a lot of fun!' This line perfectly encapsulates his chaotic nature and lack of concern for traditional superhero morals. It reminds me of those moments when I just want to embrace the fun side of life without worrying about the rules. The brilliant contrast in his personality keeps everything light—even when things get intense.

Another classic is when he says, 'This is why only dead people get to be heroes.' It perfectly illustrates his dark comedy style. He often pokes fun at the whole superhero trope, which is refreshing. There’s something oddly relatable about wanting to break free from the expectations placed upon us. It’s almost like a liberating mantra that encourages thinking outside of the box, which I adore. Plus, it’s a cheeky nod to his own status as an antihero, making it all the more hilarious!

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