Playboy vs Loveguru
Ron’s overly enthusiastic offer to serve me snacks had immediately set off alarms, but I played along, refusing to give him the satisfaction of seeing me falter.
I took a bite and almost choked. The snacks were, of course, a disaster. The cutlets were so spicy they burned my tongue, the sandwiches had lemon slices instead of cucumber, and the cake was salted instead of sweet.
So that's why the Devil was being so polite...