Six Like the Number
He looks up at me and says, “It’s actually for the beer pong table, but maybe I'll take that idea for future parties.”
“Oh, no that wasn’t a suggestion. It’s clearly a terrible idea.The already lack of carbonation from the shitty keg beer would disappear much too fast for you to be able to drink it and then the last half would just be warm, flat piss in a pitcher.”
“I guess that depends on how fast you drink it,” he says with a wink.
“Alright fine, but don’t say I didn’t warn you.”
“Deal.”
He stands up once the pitcher is full and moves out of the way. While I fill my cup, he says, “So do you play?”