How to Avoid Death on a Daily Basis
V. Moodytrouble when you walked ina weird encounter with a strangerstares at you with my neurodivergent little facefalling slowly eyes that know me
Yes, it’s petty and insecure, but what fantasy land are you living in where people aren’t petty and insecure?
You want a cool girlfriend, but you don’t want her to earn more money, be funnier or smarter; and you certainly don’t want her to be the Black fucking Widow. Here, hold my purse while I take care of this... It’s emasculating, even for someone not all that masculated to start with.
I skirted around Yuqi all hunched over in a tangle of amorphous tentacles and whimpers. Jenny was back on her feet, sword held out in front of her.