The billionaire i Married by mistake
He opened Dior box - Dior box but ring is £300, box is more expensive than ring, family tradition of buying building for strollers.
"Rose Carter-Blackwood-Carter-Ashford-who-hates-billionaires, will you marry me by mistake? On purpose? At Chelsea Registry Office first, with plastic folder, like your parents, then at Claridge's with Dior and 1001 roses and strawberry pajamas? And will you let me wear itchy Primark hoodie forever and eat Tesco meal deals forever and be your liar billionaire husband?"
Silence. The bored registrar from 21 years ago - same woman, now 60, still bored, but paid £10,000 now to be enthusiastic - said, "Do you take this man who is poor rich boy in itchy hoodie?"