Edgeworth Meme Novels & Stories

"Why would Ezra's funeral be catered?" "Because he's dying, obviously," Kai says, like I'm an idiot for not following. "You don't catering-skip a funeral for a friend. That's disrespectful." "He's not actually dying," Mason says, still eating my fries. "Not with that attitude, he's not," Kai shoots back.

He hadn’t taken his gun out and he just looked at them with his arms crossed. “Who told you that?” George asked angrily as he looked at Greg. “Seems your brother has a big mouth,” I said to George. “I know nothing about nothing,” he said to me and Levi laughed. “Yes I can see that,” I said to him. “Have you ever heard of Ulfr Banamaðr, the one who calls himself Kifo?” “That’s just a myth, he doesn’t exist,” Greg said confidently. I took my jacket off and pulled my sleeves up.