Edward Cullen Sparkle Novels & Stories

' Wow, make a wish, dude, you'll do good as old MacDonald. An hour later, we were grooming some horses as he laughed while I explained one of my epic animal prank back in high school. Edward is a really nice guy, very nice one. His life was simple, too good to be true. He was ash blonde like his mother, with his father's deep hazel eyes and board chest. His height was freaking over, like a tree. '…he had no idea I had secretly trained the horse to kick at the word "giddyap!" So, he got on the horse after snapping at the poor girl and then said the word. The next thing he knew, he was flying across the field and landing in a pile of horse poop…'

said madam Collen with a smirk . " I am surprised too . Maybe she is trying to repeat my words . " said Edward . " Why would I...... ? " said Claire . " Because I am perfect . Girls do that all the time . " said Edward with a troubled expression . " Have you ever looked at yourself in the mirror ? " said Claire . " I have and I look extremely handsome . " said Edward with a smirk . " I think you should take a look at your ugly soul beneath your handsome face . " said Claire annoyed .