Edward Cullen Funny Novels & Stories

He actually had that upper-class accent some people who had grown up in London and who had studied in fancy schools had, so Jesse said “You even speak like some fancy dude, are you a lawyer by any chance?” Edward laughed. “Am I to take that as a compliment?” “Maybe you should, although I’ll be the one taking things later. “ Edward paused before a smile appeared slowly on his face. “Only if that’s what you like. “ “It is. “ Jesse returned the smile. The joke wouldn’t have landed if they were in a different situation, but it did, and Jesse was beyond relieved when Edward laughed at it, and that he could also confirm for himself Edward was a top.

Behind her, laughter bubbled out of Cullen, and when she turned around, what she saw was unsightly. Blood bubbled to Cullen’s mouth, dripping down his lips and chin as he laughed, deep from within his belly. His crazed eyes met her terrified ones and smiled wide. “You see?” Cullen asked. “He’s insane, but then again, aren’t we all?” Callie would argue that Cullen was the one who was insane, with his crazed laughter and his bloodthirsty eyes, but before she could speak, Vin had a hand firmly wrapped around her bicep. He spun her around so fast that she lost her balance, and he had to support her by wrapping a strong arm around her waist, pulling her even closer.

I said "What can I do" "How about you improve your cooking so I don't have to eat such crap first thing in the morning" with that I was approached by the usual punch in my gut "You hear that mutt your cooking sucks try improving it so we don't have to eat such crap" Edward said he is one of Zander's (future alpha) friend/member of the bully gang. I wanted to scream at them that if my cooking sucks then how about they cook for themselves but last time when I said that I earned two days in the dungeon.

No one would be able to understand his excitement and joy. Wilbur left and headed to the city with Christopher following closely behind. When they walked past Edward and Jesse, Wilbur suddenly stopped in his tracks. "Don't kill me. Please don't kill me!" Edward wailed and slumped to the ground. He did not even dare to look up. Jesse started foaming in his mouth and passed out. Wilbur chuckled and asked, "Did you lose money again?" For some reason, Wilbur started laughing like a madman. He laughed and said, "I hope this matter will help you in your life in the future."

Anabel immediately lost interest, "It's a pity, he looks so good-looking and has such a good temperament, but he is a poor ghost." Half an hour later, Edward came, along with Mrs. Richards. Seeing Edward and his mother coming together, Sir Lucas's head was so big. Because of a few composite photos, he still remembers the last time Mrs. Richard almost cut off business dealings with the Cowell family. This time Arielle brought everyone back directly, how could this be good?

The elders in the family are big on good omens, insisting we pick a nice date for the wedding for good luck. But after a fortune teller proposes nine potential wedding dates, Edward Colton turns every single one down. It's the tenth time now. Edward shakes his head yet again. I gaze at his handsome face and blurt out, "I think this date is perfect." Edward is busy scrolling through messages in his group chat, not even bothering to glance up at me. "This date won't work. Jolene and the others just mentioned they want to go to Hallibay for vacation. Turn down your mom's suggestion." I curl my fingers tight. His eyes remain fixed on his phone screen, as if he has endless conversations to t

“Shh, don’t say that. What if he curses you?” I ignored the whispers and walked straight to the multimedia control desk. Down in the audience, Hugh was watching me, his eyes gleaming with satisfaction. Over at the control console, Jocelyn flashed me a strange, unsettling smile. I plugged my flash drive into the computer and announced, “Good afternoon, professors and fellow students. I’m Edward.”

"You're always so confident." "Sorry, I'm a rookie and still learning. It's not about confidence; it's about learning from the best, right, Mr. Kenzi Maximilian?" Edward replied. This time, Kenzi couldn't help but burst into laughter upon hearing Edward's words. Among the three of them, Edward was known for being the best at jokes and conversations. That's why many women fell for his charms. His skill also played a role in convincing investors to work with them. "By the way, where's Kimberly? I haven't seen her since earlier," Edward asked.

Senator Daniels smiled and then touched Brandon on his shoulder before walking away to meet some new people who had just arrived. “Was the wife part necessary? I’m only here because I’m the COO of Colby Co, nothing more. This is business” Hannah said and Brandon scoffed without saying a word. She turned and stared at him wondering why he wasn’t saying a word. Just then an advanced man walked towards them with a smile on his face and suddenly hugged Brandon. This must be Mr Edward, Hannah thought as she stared at both Brandon and the advanced man. “Brandon, it’s been a long time. I thought you won’t be able to make it” Edward said as he pulled away from the hug with a wide smile on his face.

The man took a deep breath as he raised his head and looked at the bright white ceiling of his office. "Aaaah, it's been over five years," Edward said. Edward seemed to have forgotten that Zean was still in front of him. Seeing his boss and best friend's behavior become strange naturally raised a big question for Zean. "Let me guess. Mrs. Edward Collin Harvey is back?" guessed Zean offhandedly. Edward smiled at Zean. A small smile that made Zean dumbfounded. It had been a long time since he had seen his best friend smile sincerely. Usually, Edward could only smile stiffly among businessmen to cover up a lie.