Elf Poop Taste Test Novels & Stories

she said in a whimper, and I looked at her puzzled, but then I smelled something rotten, something horrible, as if a dead animal in a state of decay had been placed there. "But what is this?" I grimaced. The stench was abominable, the kind you could actually taste, and I had a wave of hard-to-control nausea . "Oh, Uncle, sorry, but I think the catering has something spoiled," Jennifer was sweating. And when that sound escaped from her, I didn’t know how, but it amplified through the speakers and all the guests heard the loud flatulence that sounded like a motorcycle with a broken exhaust pipe. "Too late!" Jennifer closed her eyes and the smell got worse.

Elian served us, took one bite, and visibly died inside. “…oh,” he said, blinking as if his tongue just logged a complaint. I took my spoonful and forced it down. Immediately, my whole face tried to fold in on itself. It tasted like boiled air and regret. But I smiled. Or something close to it. “It’s… smooth.” Kae’s eyes narrowed. “Smooth?” “Yeah,” I nodded, choking it down. “Very… consistent.” Elian didn’t bother lying. “Kae, what the hell is this supposed to be?”

Smiles invaded his face this time as he replied. "Great! Come on! I know a place we could get some really awesome junk food." "Saying junk, and food, really makes it sound weird, and gross, but strangely appetizing." "You bet." They both laughed, and Aaron heaved him up from the hand Adrian had stretched in request of assistance. *** "That toilet did smell a bit weird, don't you think so? It had the scent of strawberry, and mints, and piss all cooked up together in there." Adrian jetted his leg at a laying can, and went a bit further ahead to hit again before retrograding back to Aaron when it rolled into the road.