Elf Poop Taste Test Novels & Stories

Sarah asked from her position on the bed and I shrugged a little without replying to her question. I was going to try some of it though, even though it smelled not so appealing to my nose — unlike the rice which had zero smell. I picked up the second spoon on the tray which was a brown wooden spoon for scooping up soup and dug it a little into the hand filler bowl of soup before lifting it up and placing it lightly over my tongue. The soup tasted really awful like I had feared, making me retch a little as the smell wafted into my nose for that position and I dropped the spoon back into the tray almost immediately with a squeeze of my face

"It's just full of barrels, strong smell, grapes, and so on. Not really special." She just nodded and closed her eyes until I heard her little snores so I grabbed the opportunity to take a picture of her, and giggled to see her open her mouth, drooling like she was already dreaming of a sexy guy. This will help me in the future if I need to blackmail her.

She sighs with disappointment and turns away from me to get rid of the ass-tasting muffin. I step forward, grab the muffin and hold it up to my face, inspecting it. “Tastes like ass, you reckon?” Laughing, I take a massive bite out of the muffin and swallow it. “I don’t know what ass tastes like, but If it tastes like this,” I hold the muffin up to my lips and take another bite. “I’ve been missing out,” I say after swallowing. Ele waves her hand in front of my torso. “It must be the hormones speaking,” giggling, she shakes her head and uses her finger to pick up the crumbs from the plate, playfully placing them on her tongue.

I let out a deep sigh and fell backwards back on the bed. “Next, name two things you can smell.” Man I wish I could keep my cool like Koa was doing right now. She didn’t seemed phased by any of this, and I wasn’t sure if that was aggravating me more or not. “One, earth. Two, salt water.” “I’m not even going ask. So just name one thing you can taste.” Koa still calm as ever. “I’m not sure what I’m tasting. It almost remind me of a musky smell if that makes any sense.” I run my hands down my face, getting more and more aggravated.

The Manticore already had a very disfigured and a creepy face, but unexpectedly its facial expression turned even more repulsive. The beast slowly opened its jaws wide open. Pungent stench and saliva started dripping from its mouth. The beast's stomach started making constipated noises. The sound from its stomach was growing louder every second. A few seconds later they all saw something coming out of its open mouth. The beast was about to puke. Seeing the scene, they all had grossed out expressions.

"And the beans. It is a sharp scent. Acrid but... pleasant." Elion placed a mug in front of him. "Two sugars. Oat milk. I found a carton of shelf-stable milk in the pantry. It might be expired, but it smells okay." Cale peered into the mug. "The color is correct. Beige. Like sand." "It's tan, Cale. Drink it." Cale took a sip. He closed his eyes, analyzing the sensory input. "Warm," Cale murmured. "Sweet. Texture is... smooth."

In the end, white foam came out of its mouth, and its limbs twitched. "God damn it. What the hell is this? Why does the divine soul taste like this? It's just like dog shit... Although I have never eaten dog shit, is there anything in the world that tastes worse than dog shit?" Evil Moon rolled on the ground, its limbs twitching, and even white foam appeared in its nose as if it had been poisoned or had eaten a dead mouse.

This should be a piece of cake. I meant this very figuratively, of course. I spooned a small portion of the dark gooey matter from the bowl and pressed my eyes together, my mouth opening slowly as the spoon moved closer to my mouth. I quickly clamped my mouth on the spoon as I tasted it. It tasted…surprisingly okay, quite decent actually. It was not foul like I expected it to be. At first. Then it attacked me. The revolting taste spread through my tongue with an unholy viciousness

’’ I say, holding a spoon full of yellow mushy stuff in my hands. ‘’Maybe some sort of medicine.’’ Catty says and tastes it with the tip of her tongue. One moment the food goes inside her mouth and the next moment it flies out back on her empty plate. Her face turns red with disgust and she looks at me with her dark black eyes and shakes her head still unsure of what she just tasted. ‘’I know! It tastes weird right?’’ I pass her the tissue. ‘’It tastes HORRIBLE! Llike something I should have never eaten!’’

Liora’s POV I pulled the carton out of the trash can and held it up. Indeed, the mouthpiece was faintly tinged by a strange green residue. It smelled strange, too—like earth and leaves with a hint of something bitter underneath that made me wrinkle my nose. Had this been in my milk earlier? I hadn’t noticed a strange taste, but when I peeked into the carton, I saw that the entire inside was coated with the stuff. This didn’t feel like a coincidence.