Her Daddy Issues
shtick they did was just so they could climb onto each others' beds easily, huh?
Joyce's phone started ringing nonstep. She grabbed it, glanced at the screen, and her face turned red with anger.
"Henry! Delete those messages right now!"
She screeched, jumping off the bed and trying to snatch my phone away from me.
I nimbly evaded her, reaching for a golf club nearby, something Joyce kept around just to look classy, no doubt.
Crash!
I smashed the club straight at the floor lamp beside us, shattering the glass instantly.