Tipsy Hearts, Total Collapse
"Even here, not a single one of them is inferior to Jason!"
On the stage, the dancers were gyrating their hips, the zippers of their pants tugged low enough to reveal dark blue underwear and the massive bulges beneath. As I watched, a she-wolf shoved a stack of bills into one of the dancer's waistbands.
My mind screamed in protest, but the haze of alcohol only magnified my resentment. I had a great figure, and I was beautiful! So why was I the one who got dumped?
"Another mojito," I called out.