Menopause Got Me Fired From My Son's Company
Bored of having nothing to do at home, I hide my identity and apply for a job as a designer at the company my son, Jonathan Grady, runs.
A few months later, I'm informed that the company wants to optimize its workforce, and I'm the first to get axed.
"Why?"
"Because you're menopausal. You can't get pregnant."
Hearing that makes me scoff. What kind of absurd reason is that?
"A designer uses her brains to do her job, no? When did a womb become so important?"
I point at Sasha Johnson, who'd been hired before me and was now sitting at her desk, snacking on popcorn instead of working.
"Her line compositions are still a complete mess, and she spends all of her time watching TV shows in the office. But just because she's pregnant, she's not included in the company's layoffs?"
Fiona Lewis, the HR manager, looks at me as though I'm an idiot. "How can an old hag like you, who still has to work, compare yourself to her? She's pregnant with the boss' baby, you know. She's the future Mrs. Grady! The money we save from having to pay your salary can go toward buying her prenatal supplements."
I freeze in shock.
Did my son knock up one of his employees? But he told me he didn't want to have any kids!