Funniest Adult Humor Novels & Stories

I narrated with a croaky voice that definitely made me sound like a homicidal maniac. Billy's eyes opened wide as he stared at me catatonically. "Please stop!" He pleaded in fear. I laughed hard as I knew that I'd gotten him good. He sneered at me contemptuously as I mocked his discomfort. "It's not funny..." He protested. "Actually it is... Maybe you're just too nerdy, that's why your brain can't process dark humor." I shot at him. Proud of myself for successfully terrorizing him, I turned the chair around and leaned back while I watched him.

“I’m an adult, you know.” Jake, nodding with a touch of dry satire in his expression. “You are an adult, ma’am.” The way he said it—so deadpan—made me burst into proper laughter this time. I shook my head, wiping the last traces of tears from my cheeks as I walked away from the counter, still chuckling.

My adult baby was ignoring me. At least his wounds had been tended to, so I left him to rest and went back to my room to check on my actual children. My boys were sleeping peacefully and, when I was away from Colin, I cracked a grin. Then I started to laugh. Colin’s face had looked so funny, his adult looks contorted into a boyish expression and his voice coming out childish. I shouldn’t have laughed at him, not when he had a health condition – but I couldn’t stop.

It felt good—light, like a breath of fresh air in this park where the wind rustled the leaves around us. We sat on the bench after that, side by side, our shoulders almost touching. He started telling these silly jokes—the kind that weren’t even funny, just dry and ridiculous, like “Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.” Corny as hell. But I laughed anyway, hard and genuine, because the real joke was how bad they were, how he delivered them with that straight face like he thought they were gold. It warmed me up inside, chasing away the chill for a bit.

I looked at him, gazing at the scar and his steel silver eyes that assessed me bore no emotion as usual and then I looked at the army and the two women a few paces away from me and I did what was best at the moment. I flared into deep, boisterous laughter, the type of laughter that made me want to clutch onto my belly despite my hands being tied and the type that made me want to roll on the floor while laughing cause this was the best birthday prank ever and grump was a damn good actor. _________________

status to flirt with female colleagues from other departments. I tolerated it, telling myself he was just networking. But now, just to impress Miguel and get ahead, he couldn't wait to trample all over me. I let out a short, humorless laugh. "Todd Westman, what right do you have to lecture me?" His eyes darted around for a second before he raised his voice even louder. "I'm just saying this as a colleague who knows right from wrong! You should know what's good for you, Macy!" Looking at his hypocritical, revolting expression, I couldn't even be bothered to argue. I picked up the iced coffee on my desk and, without hesitation, splashed it straight in his face.

He replies to dad, and this really got me as I end up bursting into laughter, causing them to stare at me weirdly like I'd just lost my mind. "Sorry about that, but you? Your kind of woman? Do you have a kind of woman? I've never seen you with any lady, so who is your kind of woman?" I try not to laugh again, although it's pretty difficult, because that was the funniest joke I've ever heard in years. It wasn't supposed to be funny, but coming from Asher, I consider it funny.

I nod in agreement as he sits up and looks around groggily,appearing for all the world as if he had just woken up from a deep sleep and not like a ferocious wolf who could have mauled us all to death. "A man cannot be a bat and HE is most certainly not a teen,HE is an adult!" He jabbs an annoyed finger at Wayne then continues,obviously piqued, "are you not familiar with your own race's phase of growth or the basic laws of your land? He can consume alcoholic beverages!" He throws up his hands in exasperation and Keanu all but falls on his face laughing. Logan looses it too and I'm slapping my thighs,lost in the hilarity of he moment while Wayne looks on from the floor,confused and dazed.

he charged. The old man was piqued. "You filthy dog". he scorned. "At least none of my children have been arrested for robbing four different banks". He expected a further attack from the man but, to his consternation, the other drinker roared with laughter, clutching his belly, and flinging his arms and feet wildly in the air. "Look who is talking. At least mine is talented". And he grabbed his belly again, infecting others with his laughter. "Have you also heard of any of my daughters staying with a rich man, only to be faced with the prospect of getting sent back for having cheated.*

he asked her, giving her an innocent look. “You think you’re very funny, don’t you, you little piece of Gorilla Fart?” she asked him angrily, trying to turn his joke on him. Mac and Tara actually laughed this time. N-1-9-8-9 gave her a dazzling smile. “Ahhh… she is smart,” he said. “And nope, I’m not funny. I just think I’m a little too hot.” Mac took a gulp of his beer. “Left fist or right fist, Yenny. Just say the word and I’ll give it to him,” he offered.