Funny Kermit Meme Novels & Stories

“The one with the really boring voice?” “Exactly!” Harry slapped the table, his eyes twinkling with mischief. “I swapped all the flashcards in his presentation with ones that had ‘cat memes’ on them. The entire lecture was an hour of memes, and the best part? He didn’t even notice until halfway through. None of the students told him; they just recorded it silently while trying to control their laugh.”

That ‘Magic Mic’ better be ready for me coz my ass can’t wait to sing on it. [Kyler inserted pic] Kyler: Look what you did ! It wants to jump out and dive into the screen to you right now [Angry emoji] Timz: Aww poor baby. Mommy misses you too [Inserts tongue and water droplet emojis] [ ** Author’s Note: Tongue and water emojis together equal orgasm emoji **] Kyler: You just miss him :(( What about me ? I am so hurt. [Timz inserted pic] Timz: Look who is missing you !!

The irritating bouts of laughter that filled up my days lately. King Reuben_The-irritating-mummy finally morphed up into the very familiar lunatic seal once more, and the room was filled with humorous hoots of laughter. This time, even lord Gilbert along with the handful of servants in the backdrop joined him. What could be more humiliating than this?

Me crossing the room, leaning in to kiss Kyrian on the cheek and the one second I stayed, paused and stretched into many seconds. I scrolled past it and the headlines were something else entirely. PLAYBOOK'S CONNIE AND KYRIAN: ARE THEY THE REAL DEAL? THE KISS THAT BROKE THE INTERNET—CRESTFIELD'S COUPLE CHEMISTRY. I stared at that last one for a moment longer than the others. "Are you seeing the memes?" Hori said, still chattering like a broken radio. "Connie there's a whole thread—" "I see them."

he sent back. "No....." she sent playfully, adding an angel emoji to the message. "Nice," he replied. "I'm getting' in that thing next. Have a gropey day at the titty factory, buttslut." "Thanks!" she sent. Kenny always seemed to know how to cheer her up, and his banter had done just that. **

As I am waiting for her food to get warm I remember to text Keith. "Made it home, Feeding Kaye some breakfast, then I will try to relax and get her to sleep some with me. Hope you made it home ok, get some good sleep." I type out quickly and hit send. "I will now that you are home safe." he responds. The next day, Keith tagged me in a meme. It was the Ronald McDonald clown holding a Taser. It said, "Which is scarier?" I replied "Definitely, the Taser, Calories do not scare me haha."

They knew how Lucian got when he was jealous; cross that line, and they'd be dead before they knew it. "Sera-I've got a joke." She raised an eyebrow at the sound of Kidd's voice, a small smile already touching her lips. "What is it?" Kidd cleared his throat and tapped his brother's shoulder. "Listen up-this one's gold." Kieran just clicked his tongue against his teeth. Kidd straightened up, clearing his throat again. "What do you call a pregnant frog?" "What?" "Frog-nant!" He burst out laughing, loud and unhinged enough to fill the whole car.

He took a swig of wine, looking so proud of himself I thought I might burst. “Believe it, mister. Wishes are coming true left and right for us. It’s almost like this charm bracelet is lucky, Kermit.” “Kermit?” Lincoln almost spit out his wine. I bit my lip trying to hold back a smile. “Yeah. I finally came up with the perfect nickname for you since you didn’t like pooky.” He pulled me in close and kissed the side of my head. “I think I like it.”

I mean look at me. " You totally got us there for a sec " Shawn said and chuckled " I'm serious guys " I said getting pissed " Dude stop the joke, doesn't sound funny coming from you. You are a ladies bro, you are a legend dude " kelvin said. " I look up to you ! " Curt said and drank from his can of beer. " Why aren't you laughing ? " Curt asked Cole. " Because I actually don't see what's funny " he answered honestly. I don't see what's funny about what I said too, I mean I love someone.

“You scared me! Geez!” What was her name again? Piper? Pepper? “Hey! Yo momma is so ugly that if Shrek had a live action film, she wouldn’t even pass as the donkey,” I laughed out loud at my own joke while staring mockingly at the cat, as if it was Juno I was talking to and insulting directly.