Kermit X Miss Piggy Novels & Stories

Hearing the sounds of pig grunts and shouting from the front, Paige assumed it was a part of an award ceremony in her honor and rushed out eagerly. The moment she saw the footage on the screen, she slapped her thigh and shouted, "Well, I'll be! Isn't this from the other night? They sure captured it clearly. Look, everyone. Look at my man going at it in the pigsty. He was hollering louder than our own hogs." Her words slammed the final nail into Steve's coffin. Boos, jeers, and curses surged from the audience like a tidal wave. I stood on stage, looking down at Steve, who lay crumpled and broken.

I flopped down on the beanbag chair, sighing happily as I looked around. “You know what we need?” Kimmy asked, raising an eyebrow. “Hmm?” I hummed, already feeling blissfully at ease. “Some good old-fashioned Mario Kart therapy. Loser has to wear the cat ears,” Kimmy said, pulling out a dusty pair of very pink, very fluffy cat ears.

“Hank is my classmate. He’s big and fat.” “Does Hank know you named a pig after him?” she wondered. “Why do you think I got the black eye last month?” he responded. “Good for him. You needed to be taken down a notch,” she joked. “And I named the other girl pig Oink,” Patty added. “That’s cute.” Jeremiah gagged. “Only a woman would say that.” “Hey, that’s good though, isn’t it? There’s hope for sis yet,” Trevor said.

“I came, just like I told you I would! I missed you!” “What a ditz,” Cortina huffed, feeling annoyed with Miss Piggy too. My eyes were focused on Mick, gauging his reaction. “That’s disappointing,” Mick mumbled, raising his hands in the air instead of touching her back. He turned his body to break her hold, making her jut out her bottom lip. “How did you find out where I work?”

Connery asked. Harry drew his phone out of his pocket. “A message?” They marvelled. “It’s not even turned on. How is that even possible?” “Give it here!” Meguitte took it from their hands. Connery leaned over her shoulder as they both read the screen. “Five little piggies went to market one day, Two got a lost along the way. To school the red one went, Whilst the blonde one was sent To meet with a bird of prey, But our talons helped him get away.