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She found her true mate… but he belongs to another. Dana never expected to find her fated mate in the heart of the city — especially not in her cold, brilliant, and heartbreakingly human boss. Kos is a billionaire inventor, engaged to a woman the world sees as perfect. And worst of all… he doesn’t feel the bond. To reveal the truth would make her look desperate, maybe even insane. Who would believe that a shy assistant is his destined mate — and not just after his name or fortune? But the bond is real. The ache is real. And when fate forces them together, nothing will ever be the same. Can a heart blinded by reason learn to feel what only instincts can see? Or will Dana lose him — before he even realizes she was his all along?

Pertemuan tak sengaja nya di koridor kantor megah bernama Leonardo Group tempat seorang gadis cantik berkulit putih dengan hijab modis yang selalu membalut kepalanya mengubah seluruh jalan hidup Yasmin. Tak pernah terbayangkan olehnya, seorang nenek kaya raya yang ia temui dengan tak sengaja di kantornya itu ternyata adalah Oma Indira—wanita paling berkuasa di keluarga Leonardo. Dan sejak hari itu, Yasmin tidak lagi sekadar karyawan biasa. Ia terseret masuk ke pusaran konflik keluarga sang CEO muda, Dava Leonardo, pria dingin yang tak tersentuh, yang justru hendak dijodohkan dengannya. Pernikahan itu terjadi. Tapi dengan syarat: rahasia. Tak ada cinta, tak ada pengakuan. Hanya status tanpa makna. Namun saat Yasmin mengetahui rahasia kelam tentang perempuan yang dicintai Dava, ia dihadapkan pada pilihan sulit: menjaga rahasia demi pria yang tidak pernah mengakuinya, atau melawan demi harga dirinya sendiri. Dan ketika pernikahan hanya sebuah nama di atas kertas… bisakah cinta tumbuh di tengah luka dan kebohongan?

I ground my hips against him, seeking friction. He groaned into my mouth, one hand moving to my breast, squeezing it firmly. His thumb brushed over my nipple through my bra, making it harden instantly. I broke the kiss to gasp, but he pulled me back, his lips claiming mine again. We kissed like we couldn't get enough, tongues tangling, breaths mixing in short pants. Anthony's other hand slid down to my ass, pulling me tighter against him. I rocked my hips faster, feeling the outline of his cock rub against my pussy. My panties were soaked now, the fabric clinging to me. He broke the kiss this time, trailing his mouth down my neck, sucking on the skin there. I tilted my head back, letting him bite lightly, the sensation sending sparks through my body. 'Florence,' he whispered against my throat, his voice rough. 'I need to taste you.' ************** Five years ago, Florence Davidson lost everything. Her family, their fortune, and her brother was framed for a crime he didn’t commit. Now, she’s back with one goal, to destroy the man she blames for it all. But billionaire CEO Anthony St. Louis isn’t the villain she expected, just cold, brilliant, and far more complicated. When a twisted truth surfaces and sparks fly between them, Florence finds herself torn between revenge and a love she never planned for. As secrets unravel, a child appears, a hidden past resurfaces, and the real enemy steps out of the shadows. Love was never part of the plan... but it might be the only way out.

Liah Delos Santos lost everything overnight when her father died and left behind crushing debts. Hunted by loan sharks and desperate to survive, her life takes a sudden turn when she meets Ethan Gonzales a rich CEO trapped by family pressure and a secret he cannot reveal. Two strangers. One risky deal. Can they save each other without losing themselves?

Sa kagustuhan kong ipamukha sa ex-boyfriend ko na kaya kong magbuntis ay nagdesisyon akong sumailalim sa isang IVF procedure pagkatapos ay sa isang surrogacy. Pero mukhang hindi kami kampi ni Lord dahil ang naiturok sa akin ay ang sample na galing sa boss kong laging galit at sinisante ako! Pero paano kung dahil sa pagkakamaling iyon ay magbago nang tuluyan ang buhay ko? Paano kung mawala sa akin ang lahat dahil tinanggap ko siya sa buhay ko? At paano kung dumating ang isang araw ay maghihiganti ako sa kanya?

She was dumped He needed a bride Elena was to be married to the only person she loved so much, her sweetheart, her heartthrob, Pete. But her so-perfect fairytale wedding turned out to be a nightmare after being betrayed by her heartthrob On the other hand, Alex is the only grandson of the famous billionaire family and is left with two choices: lose his inheritance or get married. In order not to lose his inheritance, he planned on marrying a beautiful, famous model, Catherine, but accidentally, Elena signed the marriage certificate. Will Elena accept the truth? Will they move past their insecurities, surpass all their hurdles, and end up together, or will they let their insecurities become a shadow of themselves? Please don't skip this exciting story as we both embark on this exciting love story.

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Tabitha had lost both her parents on the same day causing her life to take a total change. Now entrusted to her father’s best friend Enzo Ross, her godfather and the CEO of Ross industries and being the only heir to her father’s industry Tabitha must learn to navigate through life’s hassle But what happens when lust and desires take over and Tabitha begins to desire the man she’s been entrusted to, her Godfather Enzo Ross

Synopsis Emily, a 22 years old girl who has just graduated from the university. Scared and anxious about what the future might hold for her. She was devastated after applying for several jobs but all to no avail. She accidentally bumps into Liam the C.E.O of one of the fast raising enterprises in New York and one of the most eligible bachelors in town at the elevator on her way to an interview for her dream job. Liam with his alluring, charming and seductive look dressed in his sophisticated tuxedo suit offered Emily a job in his company as his personal secretary. Emily was thrilled and accepted the offer but her life changed after her boss who is a chronic womaniser got her drunk on a first date. Emily awoke the next day to see that she had lost her virginity to her boss. Liam had his pleasure and left her at the hotel. Emily was speechless, how could she resume working with him after the incident? Few months later, after missing her period she discovered she was pregnant. She summoned the courage to talk to Liam about it. Liam's reaction was the end of Emily. He abandoned and rejected her, leaving her to face the situation alone. Emily is faced with keeping the baby or going for an abortion? Will she be able to survive the aftermath of this affair?

Sa mundo ng negosyo, si Zion Montes ang depinisyon ng kapangyarihan. He’s cold, ruthless, at walang sinasanto. Pero sa likod ng marangyang penthouse at mamahaling suit, may isang madilim na sikretong pilit niyang itinatago. He is broken. Dahil sa isang malagim na trauma noong kabataan niya, tila namatay na ang apoy sa kanyang katawan. He has all the money in the world, but he couldn't even feel like a man.Hanggang sa dumating si Calixta “Cali” Verana.Cali isn't your typical damsel in distress. She’s a fighter, a woman with a sharp tongue and a will of steel. Hindi siya takot sa titig ni Zion, at lalong hindi siya nasisilaw sa yaman nito. She was hired to be his assistant, but she ended up being his obsession.Sa isang hindi inaasahang gabi, sa gitna ng isang mainit na pagtatalo, isang bagay ang nangyari na akala ni Dante ay imposible na. Isang haplos lang mula kay Cali, at ang matagal nang tulog na pagkatao ni Zion ay muling nabuhay.“What did you do to me, Calixta? One touch, and you fixed what years of therapy couldn't,” Zion whispered, his voice was dark and dangerous.Pero hindi ganoon kadali ang lahat. Calixta has her own demons, and Zion is a man who doesn't know how to love and only know how to possess.Handa ba si Calixta na maging gamot sa isang lalaking handang isuko ang lahat makuha lang siya? O mauuwi ang lahat sa isang mainit na pagnanasa na wawasak sa kanilang dalawa?