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"You're stunning, no matter what you wear. Honestly, even without anything on, you'd still be the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen." Selina was ready to give her all to her boyfriend on their special night but a shocking intrusion by a stranger left her life in shambles. Ang masaya sanang gabi nila ng nobyo ay napalitan ng bangungot.The man force her, resulting in pregnancy.Nawala ang lahat sa kanya, ang tiwala ng nobyo at ang trabaho niya. Hindi niya alam kung paano pa makakabangon muli.Ngayon, na nag uumpisa siyang muli, ang estrangherong lalaki na sumira sa kanyang mga pangarap ay sinusubukang maging bahagi ng kanyang buhay. Can she forgive and let him in, or will she shut him out forever?

🔞⚠️Rated 18+ | Mature Content Warning This book is for adults only. It contains explicit sex, strong language, and mature themes. Read at your own risk or pleasure. Wet Desires:{Erotica Collection} brings you a mix of raw, unapologetic short stories where fantasies aren’t just imagined, they’re lived. Behind every door is a moment where control slips, tension snaps, and pleasure takes over. Strangers meet with one goal. Ex-lovers face what’s still unfinished. Friends cross lines they swore they never would. These stories are fast, hot, and messy in the most erotic way. You’ll find dominant men who don’t ask twice, women who want more and don’t hide it, and nights that blur into mornings with no regrets. There’s no slow burn here. No holding back. Just skin, heat, and the kind of desire that won’t wait. If you want stories that hit hard, turn you on, make you sexually aroused, leave you wanting more and breathless, Wet Desires:{Erotica Collection} is for you.

“Sign it.” Axton’s calm voice echoed in the room. The kind of calm that made silence deafening. He pushed the divorce papers across the polished desk, his expression cold and composed. The pen rolled until it stopped in front of her hand. Isla’s fingers trembled slightly as she picked it up. The golden ring on her finger glinted under the office light, a cruel reminder of everything that was about to end. Three years of marriage, three years of smiles and unspoken tenderness, now reduced to a signature line. They had never married for love, binded by a contract signed for convenience, destined to expire the moment it no longer served its purpose. And yet somewhere along the way, Isla had forgotten it was only temporary.

Ardi, pria mapan berusia pertengahan tiga puluhan, menjalani rumah tangga yang terlihat stabil bersama Nisa, istrinya. Namun kesehariannya di kantor berubah saat ia bertemu dengan karyawan baru yang tak lain adalah Rani—sahabat lama Nisa. Awalnya, pertemuan itu terasa biasa. Rani ramah, profesional, dan cepat beradaptasi. Tapi kedekatan kerja yang intens, lembur bersama, hingga percakapan-percakapan personal membuat Ardi merasakan sesuatu yang berbeda. Kehangatan Rani mengisi ruang kosong yang tak pernah berani ia ungkapkan kepada Nisa. Dilema pun muncul: Rani bukan hanya rekan kerja, tapi juga bagian dari lingkaran terdekat rumah tangganya. Di antara rapat, makan siang kantor, dan tatapan-tatapan yang tak terucap, Ardi harus memilih—menjaga kesetiaan pada istrinya, atau menyerah pada godaan yang bisa menghancurkan segalanya. Sementara itu, Rani menyimpan alasan tersembunyi mengapa ia kembali muncul dalam kehidupan Nisa dan Ardi. Alasan yang bisa menjadi jembatan… atau justru bara yang membakar habis persahabatan dan pernikahan.

"Aku mencintainya, dan aku sadar yang aku lakukan salah." Annastasya tak peduli jika dirinya hanya dijadikan pemuas nafsu bosnya, Revano Bagas Raharjo. Meski sadar Revan tak pernah mencintainya, Anna tetap rela dijadikan istri simpanan asalkan ia bisa memiliki Revan walaupun hanya semalam. Sementara bagi Revan, Anna hanyalah pelampiasan atas hasrat yang tak pernah terpuaskan oleh sang istri, Anggita Rosa. Perjodohan bisnis membuat keduanya disatukan dalam ikatan suci pernikahan, meski tak saling mencintai dan alasan itulah yang membuat Anggita enggan memenuhi kewajibannya sebagai seorang istri. Sedangkan Anggita masih menaruh hati pada mantan kekasihnya, Arkan Saputra. Jika Anggita belum bisa move on dari Arkan, sebaliknya Arkan justru sudah berpaling menyukai wanita lain. Wanita itu tetangga apartemennya, yang tak lain Anna. Hubungan keempatnya begitu rumit ketika rahasia masing-masing terbongkar satu per satu. Lantas, pada akhirnya akankah mereka tetap dengan ego masing-masing atau saling merelakan?

Amara Blake’s life is simple on paper: double shifts at a café, overdue notices tucked under a refrigerator magnet, a mother who needs more than hope can buy. Then she collides with Damian Cole - ruthless, revered, and impossible to ignore - and is pulled into a world of crystal chandeliers, whispered wars, and rules written by men who never hear the word no. What begins as a temporary job becomes a tightrope walk between pride and survival. With a socialite who smiles like a blade watching for her to fall, and an ex-fiancée returning to reopen old wounds, Amara learns that in Damian’s orbit, truth is currency and secrets are weapons. The closer she gets, the more his polished mask fractures - revealing a man built on control, haunted by betrayal, and drawn to the one thing he can’t command: her honesty. This is a slow-burn, high-stakes romance about power and vulnerability, the cost of desire, and the dangerous mercy of telling the truth - especially to someone who doesn’t know how to receive it. What will Amara sacrifice to keep her dignity - and her heart - intact? Will Damian choose control or the woman who unravels it? Can two people built on opposite truths survive the shadows they create together? Read on to find out.

Lui, un magnat des affaires, renfermé dans son travail pour qui rien d'autres ne compte . Elle, une femme ordinaire simple employé essayant de s'en sortir du mieux qu'elle le peut. Mais en une nuit , tout semble basculer . Un amour naîtra t'il de cette aventure qu'ils croyaient éphémère ?

Nakipaghiwalay si Celeste sa nobyo nang masaksihan n’yang may kahalikan itong ibang babae. Naglasing s’yang mag-isa at habang pauwi ay may nasaksihan s’yang hindi magandang pangyayari. May isang lalaking pinagtutulungan ng tatlong nakaitim na damit. Nang makita n’ya ang mukha ng lalaking nakahandusay sa sahig ay agad s’yang sumingit sa eksena. Niligtas n’ya ito at inuwi sa isang hotel room para gamutin. Dahil sa pangyayaring ito, naging malapit ang loob ng lalaki sa kan’ya. Kinabukasan, pumasok na si Celeste sa trabaho bilang isang office worker sa Horton Incorporation. Pilit na nakikipagbalikan sa kan’ya si Henry pero saktong bumalik na ang CEO, ang uncle ng ex-boyfriend n’ya na nawala ng isang taon at ito ay walang iba kung hindi si Liam Horton, ang niligtas ni Celeste. Binalaan n’ya si Celeste na nasa panganib ang buhay n’ya dahil sa ginawa n’ya kaya naman inoperan s’yang pakasalan ni Liam para sa kan’yang proteksyon. Mabilis namang tinanggap ni Celeste ang offer dahil simula una pa lang ay ito na talaga ang kan’yang plano. Ang pasukin ang buhay ng mga Horton, ng pamilyang Mafia para mag-spy sa kanila dahil si Celeste ay anak ng kalaban nila na pinadala ng tatay nito. Pero paano kung sa misyon na ito ay mahulog ang loob n’ya kay Liam na ngayon ay mahal na mahal na rin s’ya? Makakaya n’ya bang ipaglaban ang nararamdaman o tuluyang pagtataksilan si Liam?

Nathan secara Agresif mendekati Letta secara terang-terangan. Letta berusaha menjaga jarak, tetapi Nathan bertindak nekad. Jenna yang tak peduli membuat Nathan semakin leluasa melakukan aksinya. Makin lama, Letta tenggelam pada pengkhianatan ini. Selain menguntungkannya demi pengobatan adiknya, Letta terjebak pada hubungan tidak sehat yang membuatnya dikendalikan.

Si Kiashandra Eal Yie na mas kilala sa tawag na Kiey, ay anak ng dalawang bilyonaryo sa iba't-ibang bansa, subalit isang malaking sindikato ang naging dahilan ng paghihiwalay nilang mag ina, na naging dahilan kaya nabuhay sa mahirap na pamilya si Kiey. Inalagaan siya ng dalawang mag kasintahan hanggang sa magkaroon na ito ng tamang pag iisip, at nag decision na tumira mag isa sa ibang unit, sa murang edad ay binuhay niya ang kaniyang sarili at tinustusan ang kaniyang pag-aaral. Sa ngayun siya ay kasalukuyang 23 y.o at malapit naring matapus ang kaniyang kurso sa kolehiyo, mayroon siyang boyfriend na halos 5 years narin ang relasyon nila kung kaya tiwala na siya dito, nag decision na silang mag pakasal ngunit isang secreto ang natuklasan niya, isang araw sa hindi inaasahan naabutan niya ang isang kababalaghan sa pagitan ng kaniyang boyfriend at ng matalik niyang kaibigan na naging dahilan ng kanilang pag hihiwalay, dahil naintindihan na niyang hindi talaga siya ang mahal ni Jhave at ginagamit lang ang mga disinyo niya para ma promote si Jhave bilang isang derector designer, masakit para kay Kiey ang mga nalaman niya, pero wala siyang pinag sisisihan doon, dahil iyun ang tama. Ngunit sinong mag -aakala na magbabagu ang lahat sa buhay ko dahil lang sa pangyayaring iyon? At dahil lang sa isang laro makikilala ko ang taong totoo akong mahal at kayang gawin lahat para saakin, dahil lang sa isang kasunduan sa laro ay magbabago ng malaki ang takbo ng buhay ko, sino ang mag aakala na ang isang CEO at Secret Mafia ay mahuhulog saakin, dahil lang sa isang aksedenting pag kikita ay mag babagu ang lahat na kahit sa panaginip ay hindi ko inaasahan. Muntik konang isumpa na hindi na ako magmamahal ulit, dahil naniniwala ako na lahat ng lalaki ay pa