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Maira Catrina Mawardi tak menyangka jika pria yang dia kencani selama tiga tahun itu Om-nya sendiri. Meski begitu, Maira tak ingin melepaskan Nathan Arkana Prasetyo begitu saja karena dia sudah mengkhianatinya saat masih bersama. Akankah Maira mampu membalaskan dendamnya atau dia kembali menjalin hubungan dengan Om-nya sendiri?

Nara terjebak dalam situasi yang sangat sulit dan juga dilematis. Ia membutuhkan uang yang banyak untuk operasi sang anak dalam waktu singkat dan berniat untuk meminjam uang pada atasannya, Marvel. Namun, Marvel malah menawarkan sebuah perjanjian ''kotor", dimana ia akan membiayai seluruh biaya rumah sakit anaknya asalkan Nara mau memuaskannya di ranjang. Awalnya, Nara menolak, karena ia tak ingin di cap sebagai pelakor dan kejadian di masa lalunya itu terulang kembali. Namun sayangnya, keadaan sang anak begitu mendesak dan akhirnya ia rela menggadai harga dirinya. Pertemuannya dengan Marvel di hotel pun, membawanya kedalam kilas balik di masa lalu. Apa yang sebenernya terjadi di masa lalu Nara?

In the hallowed halls of academia, power is never shared it’s taken. Dr. Justin Ellis, known as the CC Terror, rules his lecture halls with a razor-sharp tongue and a gaze that strips away pretense. At forty-three, he is brilliant, ruthless, and untouchable, his presence carved from cold authority and concealed desire. To his students, he is a nightmare in a tailored suit, but beneath the discipline lies a darkness no one dares to provoke. No one except Brenda Stuart. Brenda is everything Justin should ignore young, fiery, too bold for her own good. Her beauty unsettles him; her defiance ignites a hunger he has buried beneath years of restraint. She should be just another student, yet every sharp exchange between them drips with something forbidden, something neither of them can deny. When Brenda confronts him after class, demanding answers for his relentless attention, their clash sparks a dangerous intimacy. What begins as a battle of wills transforms into a seduction dark, punishing, addictive. Brenda discovers that Justin’s lessons extend far beyond chemistry, into realms of dominance and surrender where rules are broken and innocence is devoured. In a world where reputations can be destroyed with a whisper, they enter a secret arrangement of lust, discipline, and obsession. But as desire deepens into something darker, Brenda must decide if she’s willing to give herself entirely to the man who both terrifies and consumes her... Because Dr. Ellis doesn’t just want her mind, he wants her body, her virginity. And Brenda is down for anything.

Left with nothing after her ex drains her savings, Gloria Williams is desperate... until Eleanor Montclair offers her a million dollars to marry her son, Gabriel, to help him secure his inheritance. The problem? Gabriel has no idea. But when a scandal forces them into a real marriage, Gloria is stuck with a cold, powerful husband who wants nothing to do with her. Gabriel hates her, sees her as a liar and gold digger, and the only way out is to prove she’s more than just part of his mother’s scheme… that she’s someone worthy of his love.

​Si Marikit “Kiket” Tolentino ay isang simpleng dalaga mula sa probinsya na may dalawang pangarap: ang mailigtas ang kanilang bukid at ang mapansin ng kanyang "ultimate crush" na si Jaxon Knight Silverio. Sa paningin ni Kiket, si Jaxon ay parang isang fictional character na lumabas sa libro—matangkad, gwapo, at ubod ng yaman. ​Ang problema? Ni hindi alam ni Jaxon na nag-e-exist siya sa mundo. ​Pero dahil sa isang nakakalokong pagkakamali sa isang luxury hotel, magtatagpo ang landas nila sa hindi inaasahang pagkakataon. Si Kiket na laking-probinsya at diretsahang magsalita, at si Jaxon na purong negosyo lang ang alam at halos walang emosyon. Mapipilitan silang magpanggap na "engaged" para iligtas ang reputasyon ng kumpanya ni Jaxon. ​Will Kiket finally live her billionaire fantasy? O baka naman ang akala niyang "Prince Charming" ay isa palang masungit na boss na gigisahin siya sa bawat pagkakataon?

Estelle Xaviera tidak menyangka jika keluguannya membuat Alejandro--CEO perusahaan otomotif dan pembalap mobil tempatnya bekerja--terobsesi padanya. Bahkan, segala hal tentang Xaviera diketahui pria tampan itu! Lantas, bagaimana nasib Xaviera setelah mengetahui semuanya? "Kau sangat cantik, seperti peri dalam dongeng. Saking cantiknya dirimu, membuatku ingin mematahkan sayapmu, tidak membiarkanmu terbang ke mana pun, lalu mengurungmu hanya untukku seorang," ucap Alejandro membuat Xaviera mematung--tak tahu apa yang harus dilakukan.

🔞⚠️Rated 18+ | Mature Content Warning This book is for adults only. It contains explicit sex, strong language, and mature themes. Read at your own risk or pleasure. Wet Desires:{Erotica Collection} brings you a mix of raw, unapologetic short stories where fantasies aren’t just imagined, they’re lived. Behind every door is a moment where control slips, tension snaps, and pleasure takes over. Strangers meet with one goal. Ex-lovers face what’s still unfinished. Friends cross lines they swore they never would. These stories are fast, hot, and messy in the most erotic way. You’ll find dominant men who don’t ask twice, women who want more and don’t hide it, and nights that blur into mornings with no regrets. There’s no slow burn here. No holding back. Just skin, heat, and the kind of desire that won’t wait. If you want stories that hit hard, turn you on, make you sexually aroused, leave you wanting more and breathless, Wet Desires:{Erotica Collection} is for you.

"You're stunning, no matter what you wear. Honestly, even without anything on, you'd still be the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen." Selina was ready to give her all to her boyfriend on their special night but a shocking intrusion by a stranger left her life in shambles. Ang masaya sanang gabi nila ng nobyo ay napalitan ng bangungot.The man force her, resulting in pregnancy.Nawala ang lahat sa kanya, ang tiwala ng nobyo at ang trabaho niya. Hindi niya alam kung paano pa makakabangon muli.Ngayon, na nag uumpisa siyang muli, ang estrangherong lalaki na sumira sa kanyang mga pangarap ay sinusubukang maging bahagi ng kanyang buhay. Can she forgive and let him in, or will she shut him out forever?

“Does your husband know you’re taking my cock and moaning my name like a good bad girl? Does he know?” My toes curled as his deep octave dropped sensation into my body, p**sy dripping with every thrust he made deeper into my c*unt. My back arched off the bed, and my lips parted… body trembling as every thrust moved me closer to my orgasm. * I didn’t mean to fuck him, but I did. And one night of reckless pleasure suddenly turned into reality. It should have been nothing but a nightmare… but what happened when that nightmare came back as your nemesis, taking and claiming you in every corner… right where your husband could hear you? I should not want him. I should not like the way his lips part my legs open. I should not like the way his tongue moved against my skin, or the way he parted me open and ruined me till I’m nothing but a trembling mess… but I did. Because he made sure I realized how helpless every inch of my body longed for him. This is not your road to salvation. This is your way to damnation. And here… we offer smut and plot, so join me as I drip, wipe, and smirk. Thank you.

One night was supposed to mean nothing… until it suddenly meant everything. After a betrayal that leaves her world in pieces, Nora Vaughn makes one reckless choice—to lose herself in the arms of a stranger. No names. No expectations. Just escape. But when she walks into her new job days later, she comes face-to-face with the man from that night. Only now, he’s not just a stranger, he’s her new boss. And he’s acting like he doesn’t even know her. Was she just forgettable… or is he pretending for a reason?