Funny Long Jokes

Delapan tahun lalu wanita itu melenyapkan nyawa suamiku, menabrak dan membuatnya terbakar hidup-hidup. lalu dia jalani hidupnya tanpa pernah menebus kesalahannya di penjara atau minta maaf sedikitpun. Dia adalah menantu keluarga Sanjaya, wanita yang sangat hebat dan mendominasi. sejak itu pula aku pura-pura bekerja di kantornya agar bisa mendekati suaminya dan merampas posisinya karena aku yakin aku akan balaskan dendamku dan balikkan keadaan paling menyakitkan untuknya.

"เธอท้องกับใคร ฉันถามว่าเธอท้องกับใคร"พิมพ์ได้ยินคำถามที่ออกมาจากปากปีเตอร์ก็นิ่งอึ้งไปไม่คิดเลยว่าเขาจะถามมันออกมา"ฉันไม่รู้"ตัดสินใจตอบไปอย่างนั้นเพื่อตัดปัญหาทุกอย่างที่จะตามมาทีหลัง

“You said you wanted to taste freedom, right? Then, allow me to show you what freedom tastes like.” — Kirill Yevgenyevich Ivanov — Nang nakawin ni Anastasia ang pitaka ni Kirill Ivanov, akala niya'y pera lamang ang mawawala sa bilyonaryo. Pero maling-mali siya. Dahil ang tunay na ninakaw niya ay ang atensyon ng lalaki—isang pagkakamaling magiging sanhi ng panibagong yugto ng buhay niya.  Sa liblib na isla na pagmamay-ari ni Kirill, paniniwala niya ay kamatayan na ang magiging kabayaran ng kaniyang mga kasalanan. Ngunit laking gulat niya nang nagdesisyon itong gawin siyang sekretarya. Inaakala niyang lumambot na ang puso ng binata, pero kalaunan ay nalaman niyang patibong lang pala ang lahat, isang bitag. Kirill doesn’t want revenge—he wants ownership. Her body, bound by lies that taste like devotion. Her mind, poisoned by secrets only his hands can unravel. Her soul, seduced by promises of freedom… a deceptive illusion.  But when a forbidden spark ignites between predator and prey, their twisted passion threatens to shatter the line between salvation and damnation. Pero hanggang kailangan ba mahuhumaling si Tasia sa ipinagbabawal na lasa ng sarap na ipinalalasap ni Kirill?  How much can Kirill destroy just to claim what’s his? Their story is a lethal game of desire and deceit, where love wears the face of ruin— and surrender might be the deadliest sin of all. “Starting tomorrow, you’ll be my secretary. My shadow. You’ll fetch my coffee and file the receipts for the men I bury. And every night, you’ll sit across from me at dinner, wearing the dresses I choose, eating the food I allow… and wondering when I’ll finally snap.” — Kirill Yevgenyevich Ivanov

Le destin l’avait menée jusqu’à Christian Brown. Elle avait une mission à accomplir, une mission vitale pour protéger ceux qu’elle aimait. Lui, en elle, allait découvrir la seule personne capable de briser ses murailles, de réveiller en lui une intimité qu’il croyait à jamais perdue. Pris dans une spirale de pouvoir, d’argent, de trahisons et de complots, leur amour pourra-t-il survivre ? Ou se brisera-t-il sous le poids de leurs secrets et des enjeux qui les dépassent ?

In Black Salt, love is a sickness you can’t hide—a slow gnawing beneath the skin that leaves you hollowed, grayed, and eventually gone. No one stays long enough to see it through; they leave before the rot finishes its work. It’s what the town teaches you: when it starts, you run. You look away. You survive by pretending not to feel. But Atlas is tired of pretending. The halls of Black Salt High are full of kids pretending they don’t see each other’s bruised hearts, pretending their bones aren’t already whispering warnings. Still, he can’t forget the weight of a father who stayed—not out of love, but because he never felt it deep enough to decay. That truth lingers in Atlas like a second shadow. And then there’s Nova—the outsider with a storm in her bones. And Wren, all sharpness and fight. Milo, who cracks jokes to keep the silence at bay. Luce, who wears her thorns like jewelry. Together, they don’t know how to stop the rot. But they’re learning how to sit with it, how to name it, how to refuse the small, hollow deaths of pretending not to care. In a town where love is a death sentence, staying might be the bravest thing of all.

Vivienne, seorang sekretaris yang bekerja untuk seorang CEO terkenal dan tampan bernama Xavier. Xavier dikenal sebagai pemimpin yang sangat sukses, tetapi juga memiliki reputasi sebagai pria misterius dan kejam. Vivienne adalah wanita yang sangat baik dan ceria, namun dia membawa beban berat dalam hidupnya yang tidak diketahui banyak orang. Ternyata, Xavier adalah sosok yang memiliki kaitan dengan tragedi masa lalu Vivienne, suatu insiden yang mengubah hidupnya secara permanen. Seiring berjalannya waktu, Vivienne mulai merasakan hubungan yang lebih dalam dengan Xavier, meskipun dia tahu bahwa pria ini tidak hanya memiliki kekuasaan, tetapi juga rahasia besar yang mungkin bisa merusak hidupnya. Ternyata, pertemuan mereka di dunia kerja bukanlah kebetulan, dan Vivienne menyadari bahwa Xavier terlibat dalam masa lalunya lebih dalam daripada yang ia kira. Kini, Vivienne harus memilih apakah dia akan menghadapi masa lalunya dan mencari cara untuk melakukan pembalasan terhadap dendamnya atau melanjutkan hidupnya tanpa membongkar kebenaran yang kelam. ================================ Copyright by STRAWBERRYCANDY @strawberrycandyxx

Pinagsakluban ng langit at lupa, iyon ang naramdaman ni Amaranth Del Prado nang paggising niya isang umaga ay nilimas ng kanyang boyfriend na si Andy ang lahat ng laman ng kanyang bank account. Hindi lang 'yun, napag-alaman din niyang may relasyon pa sila ng kanyang stepsister na si Raquel. Sa kabila ng matinding hagupit ng kapalaran, natagpuan na lang ni Mara ang sarili sa loob ng opisina ni William Saviano upang mag-apply dito ng trabaho. Ang CEO ng Saviano Verde Winery. Buong akala ng dalaga ay hindi siya matatanggap, ngunit sa di malamang dahilan she was hired. On the spot. As his new secretary. Iyon na ba ang simula ng kanyang pagbangon o ito pa lang ang panimula ng panibago at mas mabigat niyang mga hamon?

Charlotte devoted six years to being the perfect wife and the efficient secretary—loyal, and the quiet force behind Drake Watson’s corporate empire. She sacrificed her career, her dreams, and even her dignity. But when betrayal shattered her world, she lost everything, including the child she never got to hold, the moment her husband’s mistress, Mia, returned from Paris. After a devastating loss, Charlotte finally resigns, files for divorce, and walks away from Drake. Drake believed losing her was just an inconvenience until she returned, not as his wife, but as his worst nightmare. Now a powerful CEO in her own right, she’s no longer the obedient secretary who lived in his shadow. She’s his rival, and the one woman he can’t afford to underestimate. But what happens when the woman he cast aside becomes the storm that could bring him down, not just in business, but in the one place that will hurt him the most… his heart. Drake isn’t the man she thought he was. As she rises in the corporate world, he fights to pull her back into his arms. But can she trust the man who once shattered her? And will revenge be enough… when love still burns between them?

建設会社で働いていた西宝麻美。帰宅した彼女はポストを確認すると、一つの封筒を取り出していく。それが彼女の運命を変えていく存在になるとは考えていなかったーー 麻美が本当の愛を知るまでの物語。

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