Funny Love Quotes

“I married you only because you got pregnant with my child, do not expect more from me.” -Him “Hanggang kailan ba ako magmamakaawang mahalin mo?” -Her ******* She was eighteen when she gave up her dignity and asked him to sleep with her, but he refused, humiliated her and broke her heart into two. She was twenty-five when she learned that he was getting married to her best friend, she felt betrayed and it broke her into pieces. Ruby Rose only loved one man her whole life, she admired him since she was young and not long after, it bloomed into love. She loved him to the point of destruction. She will do everything for him to open his heart for her. But will he ever reciprocate her feelings or will she always be begging for his love?

Hanggang saan mo kayang ipaglaban ang pag-ibig mo kung ang isip at puso mo 'ay gusto ng sumuko dahil sa mga taong gustong humadlang para lumigaya kayo? Gabriel Alarcon, a spoiled son. Bata pa lang siya 'ay lumaki na siya sa marangyang buhay, ngunit sa kabila ng lahat 'ay hinahanap-hanap pa rin niya ang alaga ng isang Ina na kailan man 'ay hindi niya naranasan. Tanging mga kasambahay at ang ama, kasama na ang Lola niya ang kasama niya sa buhay na lahat 'ay binibigay para sa kanya. Jenny Alipio, is a simple girl. Pangarap lang ay makapagtapos siya sa kaniyang pag-aaral 'ay sapat na. Dahil sa pangarap na 'yon ay makikilala niya si Gabriel na pagsisimulan ng lahat-lahat nang Saya at lungkot. Handa ka na bang magmahal at masaktan?

Alea seorang gadis biasa yang dianugerahi kecerdasan yang membuatnya mampu bertahan di sekolah kalangan atas sebagai siswa kelas sosial di sekolah itu. Pertemuannya dengan sekumpulan pemuda tampan yang menjadi pusat sekolah ini memberikannya banyak masalah. Nathaniel, pemuda yang diam-diam jatuh cinta padanya akan menjadi pelindung bagi keberadaan Alea. Saat cinta mulai mekar dan berbunga indah, tiba-tiba Nathaniel harus pergi meninggalkan Alea. Apa alasan semua ini terjadi? Tapi akankah hubungan mereka akan semudah cinta remaja yang hanya penuh bunga bermekaran? Ikuti kisah cinta mereka yang sangat segar namun penuh perjuangan untuk menikmati indahnya sebuah cinta pertama.

Malaki ang kapasidad ni Laura pagdating sa negosyo kung kaya’t paborito siya ng kanyang Lola at inaasahang magiging hahalili rito sa pamamahala ng kompanya. Subalit ang taglay na galing ni Laura ay ang nagbigay sa kanya ng mga sekretong kaaway na hihila sa kanya pababa. Sa isang iglap ay nawala ang lahat sa kanya nang i-set up siya ng pinsan at tiyahin. Nangyari ang isang gabing pagkakamali na siyang bumago sa buhay ni Laura ng tuluyan. Subalit marahil ay likas siyang pinagpala dahil nagbunga ng kambal ang pagkakamaling iyon. Iyon ang naging dahilan ni Laura para bumangon muli. Matapos ang limang taong pagpapakahirap niya sa ibang bansa ay bumalik siya sa Pilipinas para ipamukha sa pamilyang tumaboy sa kanya na hindi nagtagumpay ang mga ito sa pagpapabagsak sa kanya. “Mommy!” Pumihit sa direksyon ni Michael si Laura at sinalubong ng mahigpit na yakap ang anak. “Where have you been?” Nakasimangot na tanong ng bata. Akmang magsasalita si Laura ngunit natigilan siya ng lumitaw mula sa likuran ng bata ang pamilyar na lalaki. Ganoon na lamang ang pag-awang ng kanyang labi habang nakatitig sa kanya ang lalaki. “So, he’s your son?” Tanong nito dahilan para awtomatikong mapraning si Laura. “Mommy! This guy said he is my Daddy! Is that true, Mommy?!” Ngumisi ang magagandang uri ng labi ng lalaki. He’s assumptions are right. He’s biggest competitor in the world of business, Laura De Silva Goldsmith is the woman he’d been looking for five long years. And now that he caught her with his twins — he won’t let her go again. Suddenly, her plan to revenge was melted by his love. And Laura found herself saying… “Love Me, Mr. CEO.” But the question is, will there be a happy ending for them?

“I never believed in love and marriage. But when I set my eyes on you, everything changed. For without blinking an eye, I fell in love with you…” TEASER Nang dahil sa sugat na idinulot ng ama ni Dannah sa buhay-pamilya nila, nagkaroon ng lamat sa puso at damdamin niya. She vowed never to fall in love and be committed to any man. Natatakot siyang makahanap ng isang lalaking katulad ng kanyang ama na iniwan ang sarili nitong pamilya para sa babaeng gusto nitong makasama. Till such a moment came na hiniling ng kanyang butihing-ina ang isang apo mula sa kanya. She’s the only daughter and she loved her mom very much para ipagkait dito ang simpleng bagay na alam niyang makapagpapaligaya rito. Sa tulong ng kaibigang si Sandy ay nakahanap siya ng lalaking handang mag-“donate” ng sarili nitong “semelya.” Iyon ay si Gunther de Guzman! Tila nakiayon naman ang tadhana, for Gunther only desired sex without commitment and love. On her part, she only yearned for a baby without having a husband. Iyon ang bagay na nagbuklod sa kanila. Kaya naman they’ve shared one-night stand together. Okay na sana ang lahat para kay Dannah sa pag-aakalang iyon na ang kahuli-hulihan nilang pagkikita. Subalit ang hindi inaasahan ng dalaga ay ang pagbabago ng isip ng binata. “I want to have the custody of my child, Dannah. Kahit saang husgado ay lalabanan kita!”

Zoey Samantha had an unrequited love. Only I didn't know. It was the fourth year since we were together. She forced me to donate my kidney to that person. I hesitated for a moment, and she slapped me across the face. "That's your older brother. Don't be so selfish." Helplessly, I tried to force a smile. She had no idea that I was on the verge of death.

Ares Allan. Pria tampan penuh karisma berstatus lajang. Belum pernah menikah namun dalam hitungan jam statusnya berubah menjadi seorang ayah muda. Hatinya belum tenang, dan sang ibu datang lalu berkata. "Ia butuh seorang ibu." Terry bersuara lirih. Ares mendesah, memijat kepala ia mengerti pemikiran sang ibu mendorongnya untuk segera menikah. Pria itu berpikir pasti bisa memberikan yang terbaik untuk putra semata wayang. Qyana Thomas (Cherry) Gadis manis periang dan ramah. Hidupnya berubah sejak sang ayah meninggal. Cherry lebih memilih kerja keras dari pada harus kembali ke rumah. Rumah'kah? Bahkan kata itu tak layak untuk tempat mewah yang katanya dapat berbagi kehangatan keluarga. Bagi Cherry rumah adalah neraka. Follow IG: viruz04.art

A chance encounter between two fated strangers, and what was meant to be a night of unforgettable passion, grants more than they bargained for, changing their lives forever. ♡●♡●♡ Three years may seem like such a short period of time for many, but for Cassilas Yildiz, it was a lifetime. Because three years ago, he was still human. Yvonne Ntaba is a 22-year-old born to a religious family and coerced into an arranged marriage by her mother. With only a few weeks left to her pending nuptials, she finds her desire to get away from the clutches of her family growing stronger by the second, and a chance encounter with the shy and alluring vampire may just be the escape she needs. Except... it does not come cheap. In a world where vampires are known to be a myth, and the idea of their existence an abomination, will Silas and Yvonne find love and healing while trying to adjust to their new reality? Or will the undisclosed history between their families, along with their beliefs and differences, lead to their ultimate demise?

A secret desire of every man is to find love. To love, and be loved in return. But there are times when we think our poor heart has had enough, and we chose to give up on love. But as they say, the heart is not so wise. What happens when your mind says no, but your heart says yes? Alex; A beautiful, young fashion designer, who's been influenced by how her parent's marriage went and chooses to divorce the husband she still loves, in a bid to focus on her career. Amanda; A sex addict who's given up on men and love, and advices every woman around her to do so, till fate makes a sudden move on her. Audrey; A single mother whose lover abandoned five years ago, when she was just pregnant. Sia; An energetic, romance novel writer whose love interest has forgotten in the friend-zoned for many years. Phoebe; A soon-to-be-married young lady, who constantly has fights with her fiance as she suspects he's cheating. Follow these five friend s on a journey of how they learn to love again and get their lives on track. It's gonna be quite a read.

“Hm ... Darius, apakah kamu tidak mau memperkenalkan temanmu yang cantik ini pada kami?” tanya Walter, salah satu teman Darius. “Kenalkan, namaku, Morin, aku sugar babynya, Uncle Darius,” kata Morin riang sambil bergelayut di tangan Darius. Kalimat itu membuat semua orang disana terperangah, termasuk Darius yang langsung melotot pada Morin. Sebelum Darius bisa menyanggah perkataan Morin, gadis itu sudah kembali berujar. “Karena aku sudah lelah, jadi kami pulang duluan ya. Silakan kalian melanjutkan bersenang senangnya,” lanjut Morin masih dengan suara riangnya dan setelahnya, menarik Darius untuk mengikutinya. **** Ayo ikuti berbagai rencana absurd dan kekonyolan yang dilakukan Morin demi membawa Om tercintanya berdiri di Altar! Morin Davina Wallace adalah gadis belia berusia tujuh belas tahun. Dia jatuh cinta pada paman angkatnya sendiri. Sejak usianya sebelas tahun, Morin sudah mulai menyusun rencana untuk membawa paman kesayangannya menuju altar saat usianya delapan belas tahun. Dan rencana itu dimulai sekarang, saat dirinya akan berkuliah di negara yang sama dengan tempat Kakak Ayahnya itu tinggal! Darius Jonathan Hartadi, CEO Volle Group yang terkenal dingin dan tidak tersentuh wanita. Dua kali gagal menikah membuat pria itu memilih untuk melajang seumur hidup. Kehadiran Morin secara tiba tiba di hidupnya ternyata membawa warna pada dunianya. Gadis itu seperti magnet yang menariknya keluar dari dinding tak kasat mata di hatinya. *** Jika ingin tahu lebih jelas cerita pertemuan pertama Morin dan Darius, bisa mampir dulu ke Warisan Pacar 3 Bulan.. Seri CEO Brothers 1. Diculik Calon Adik Ipar : Darren - Eloisa 2. Warisan Pacar 3 Bulan : Donny - Monika 3. Love Target : Darius - Morin