Funny Questions To Ask Coworkers Novels & Stories

When I turned the page, I realized this was no ordinary test. Question 1 read: “How long have you been a cheating fuck slut?” I looked up at the boss. He stared back at me, completely serious. “To have any hope of getting the job, all questions must be answered. There are twenty in total.” My heart raced, and my pussy clenched with fresh need. I answered every filthy question as honestly as I could, each one turning me on more: - There are two cocks in front of you. Which of your three fuck holes would you prefer to be stuffed first?

His words hit closer to home than I wanted to admit. "That's not true," I said. "Isn't it?" Julian asked. "When was the last time you had dinner with a friend? When was the last time you laughed about something that wasn't work related? When was the last time someone asked how you were feeling instead of how your business was doing?"

What is wrong with me? "So....is this your first day?"I ask trying to clear the awkwardness in my space. I am talker when nervous. "No. This is actually my 20th year in this company"he says with a small smile. "Goddess,how old are you?"I ask,he doesn't look young,but he isn't old either. He'll be a little bit older than I am but not that old. "Isn't it rude to ask people their age?"he says raising an eyebrow.

"Sir.." she started, thinking of how she would ask the question or if it is actually wrong to ask that. "Anything else?" Ray quizzed, his eyes still on his laptop. Then, she started off with a sheepish smile and tried to make the question sound like a joke. "You know, I was just meaning to ask...you know.. how come my boss got married and didn't let me know?" She smiled , trying not to make it seem like she was intruding.

“Wait wait wait, are you sure?? A lady from the tech department asked to be sure. She looked at her manager who was still giving them work and hoped the news was true. “Please stop playing”. Another lady said and added a crying emoji. Then she typed again, “Like Mr. Harris? Our boss? Telling us to take a break”. “Are you sure he didn’t hit his head? I swear if this is a joke, I will cry”. Another person said and typed again, “between, hope he’s not active here”. “Oh my God! I just finished making coffee and now you are telling me I can go home”. A young man by the user name Jevin typed.

I was happy, genuinely happy. “What about you guys?” I asked, finally taking a breath. “What do you like to do for fun? Besides work and being all Alpha-y?” “Fun?” Zarek pretended to think hard, stroking his chin thoughtfully. “What’s that? Is that some kind of human concept I don’t understand?” “Come on,” I laughed, smacking his arm lightly. “You must have hobbies. Things you do when you’re not busy running the pack or intimidating people.”

he said solemnly, looking directly at me as if he was not happy about it. Some employees around started to look intriguingly on our way. They might be wondering why the big boss was at the company's cafeteria joining a simple employee like me on the table. Honestly, I don't like attention like this, it makes me incredibly uncomfortable. "How's work in your department? Are they treating you well?" he asked calmly, taking a sip of his coffee. "It's busy and tiring, but good. Everyone's nice and fun to be with," I replied.

But sometimes, it was fun to be with them since they liked to have me around as I cracked dirty and silly jokes and always kept them entertained. Ian was awkwardly standing behind me when each of my friend present there, started to ask me a series of questions which were as follows-- "So what's going on lately?" "Why didn't you meet us?" "BITCH, WHERE WERE YOU?" "Oh, so you got those two hot older dudes as friends now. Whom are you dating?" "What happened to the pimple on your left butt cheek?" "Where are you going for college?" "Guys?" I called out to them calmly, but that didn't work. They went on and on and I desperately wanted to seal their mouths shut with duct tapes. Or throw them unde

I say jokingly, with a cocky grin smoothing my free hand down the skirt of my dress. His cheeks heat up, "Well blue is most boy's favourite colour." I concur, "I know." I think we could spice this questions and answer into something good. "What's the craziest thing that's ever happened to you in the name of your company?" I catch the redness on his face as a result of my question, "Getting caught in the middle of fucking the wife of the owner of a competing company, but you already know the story." I can't help the helpless laughter that takes over me, but it doesn't last because he asks. "What about you?"

' "Well, I was dying for sure because my coworkers wouldn't stop asking about you. I told them you work at the dry cleaners or a car repair shop, I think. Whatever came to my mind at that point... can't remember now." "At the dry cleaners?" He crossed his arms and asked in a reprimanding tone. "Oh wait, that was before, and then you got fired from your job. I will have to ask my coworkers to find out why you got fired." "Well, it's too bad you can't remember a thing from last night. We had a fantastic time, and you told me you will do anything to get lucky again." "What?!" She set her coffee cup down with shivering hands and pulled on his shirt.