Funny Questions To Ask Coworkers Novels & Stories

Phenelope, one of my colleagues asked while looking at our boss. He folded his arms as he spoke. "Sure, but you need to remember that I am still your boss." "Do you have a girlfriend or a wife already, Sir?" they asked. He drank some water before answering. "I don't. And I don't think I have a time for that." "Does that mean you're still a virgin?" Rebecca suddenly asked which made the others cheer. I am the one who feel embarrassed by their questions, to be honest. Where did they even get the bravery to ask him such questions.

sge asked still acting surprise. “Retail store, do they sell dick there?” I asked her another question but this time around not waiting for her to respond. “No, no, scratch that… How long is the cock” her laugh after what I said only annoyed me. She could barely stand as she started laughing letting go of her bag. “What is so funny?” I asked raising my voice and she could tell that I was not joking around. “Do you think I am a fool? What do you take me for?” I slammed the cup against the table causing the water to spill over.

It was peaceful. “You looking forward to going back to work?” I asked. “Yes, I am bored when I am not working unless you are around,” He laughed. "I'm sure your work colleagues will be missing you as well," I said. "Of course they will be. They love my great banter." Caleb said, letting out a laugh.

the new employee replied, his tone genuine. “The funnest part is fucking your female coworkers,” the older man said bluntly. “You should try some.” They all burst into loud laughter. “I don’t see you around female workers today… or is it that I didn’t notice any around you?” the new employee asked innocently, not realizing the shade in his words. The man’s expression shifted slightly before he laughed it off. “I’m no longer young like you,” he said, leaning back in his chair. “I need a young woman like this… big ass, big breasts… naturally beautiful, not like those coworkers of yours who hide behind makeup.”

To keep myself from thinking about her, I asked my coworkers, "What are we playing here?" We played truth or dare. Everyone took turns telling the truth about themselves, and some did their dare. It was, nevertheless, entertaining. "It appears we're running out of booze," observed Buck, one of our first-line managers. "I'll go and get it," I said as I stood up from where I had been seated. "Don't forget to get me a Coke," Carol reminded me. I nodded and headed to the counter. While I was getting beverages from the counter. Someone tapped me on the shoulder from behind. I turned to look at who it was.

“Anything else?” Darren paused, his hand on the doorknob, then said quietly, “Try not to let the others get to you while I’m gone.” I pursed my lips at the reminder of my lazy coworkers—and something else that had been on my mind all day. “Can I ask you something?” I asked. “Shoot.” I took a deep breath. “How is it that everyone else is so lazy, and you never say anything or fire them…” I glanced down at Lucas, who was sitting beside me. “...And yet somehow I get the sense that I’d be fired at the first slip-up?”

she said and she steps out of the office to join her colleagues, One of her colleagues came to meet her and asked, “do you have a problem with the boss?“ colleague named Yemi asked, “Why did you ask?“ Adesuwa inquired, “you seem not happy when you came out of his office” Yemi retorted, “I don't have any problem, he was just putting me through on the new job he got from his clients” she explained, “Okay, If you say so, but don't make a mistake of what will make you lose your job,” Yemi said, “Thanks for your concerns,” Adesuwa said, “After a few hours, all the workers closed for the day's job and they were picking their handbags and left one after the other, and the CEO came out of his office

I said politely. "Well, great...um...I was wondering if you want to get some lunch? My break is coming up in 30 minutes," she said and looked at me expectantly. I thought about it for a second. It wasn't abnormal for my coworker to ask me for a company during lunch, right? What if Sally was hitting on me? The thought flashed in my mind, but I shook it off. This wasn't high school. Not every girl tries to flirt with you, Aaron. I scolded myself for thinking that.

he teased. “Would you like me to slap that ‘handsome’ face back to reality?” I deadpanned. He only grinned wider. As I skimmed the folders, my coworkers continued to bombard me with questions—how we met, what he said, whether he kidnapped me into employment which wasn’t entirely false. At one point, I stopped them. “Okay, my turn to ask.” They all leaned forward. “No uniforms?” They laughed. “Nope. Bring-your-own-clothes company,” Alex said.

I know a lot of women who adore him. Even though Blake and I have only known each other for a short time, I can say he is kind. When our co-workers here are unsure about something, they immediately ask him, and he immediately assists them. He enjoys telling amusing stories during breaks. Because he enjoys a good sense of humor, even stress at work appears to be reduced when Blake cracks a joke. "Shut up Blake! I'm going to work. Don't bother me anymore," I grumbled, rolling my eyes. He simply laughed at me.