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“I’ll take that as a compliment.” “You should,” Steve said with a playful wink. “Now, hurry and finish your magic so our queen in there doesn’t have another heart attack.” The IT laughed again and went back to typing. “Almost done. Tell your ‘queen’ the files will be ready soon.” “I’ll do that,” Steve said dramatically, already turning toward the door. “And if you ever need emotional support while fixing computers, you know where to find me.” As Steve walked out, the IT just shook his head, still smiling. “He’s something else,” he muttered under his breath, amused.

He asked, his voice deadpan. “Is that supposed to be funny!” Marie shrieked, causing Steven to howl with laughter. “He’s just an old man, you know? He doesn't bite. If it makes you feel better, he can't even walk without support.” Steven said. “That doesn't make me feel better, Steven.”

I look back at Max, who’s smiling at Steve. “You were always a narcissist, Steve. Here we are playing soccer eight years later, yet you’re still concerned about my business, which has nothing to do with you. I’m not hung up on you Steve, trust me. I could search all the world and still wouldn’t be able to find a dick as small as yours.” I chuckle a bit at her retort and relax when I see her handle the situation as both teams break out in laughter. Steve’s face twist with anger. Max turns to walk back to us when Steve speaks again.

I’d rather lick a dog’s puke. “Alaric,” Steve calls from the next cubicle. “Pancakes after work?” I shrug, “Maybe.” Steve is a chill person, one of those unproblematic guys who only care about eating and farting without making any sound. The office is busy today. Phones ringing, printers printing, Nancy-Clumsying and answering calls with that professional tone that still sounds like she's annoyed. She doesn't look up at me once, which is annoying. Not like I want her attention or I like it.

he asked immediately. Rebecca almost choked on her laughter and they all stared at her in disappointment, she didn’t give a damn about what they thought of her, none of that did matter anyway, she was enjoying this. Steve turned back to Jimmy with an empathetic look on his face. “Oh man, this is so messed up. I never thought a day would come when you wouldn’t recognize me. I am Steve, your best friend, your buddy. I am sure you will laugh your ass out when this is all over and you learn that you actually forgot who I was.” Steve said and laughed.

“It’s the same way it’s not funny to say scary things to kids. Seriously? What’s with the shadows and monsters? You’re going to confuse her.” Steve sighed and just rubbed his damp hair, looking genuinely flustered. The way his hair was messy and the confused face he was putting on made the usual cold, terrifying Steve disappear for a second. In his place was someone... human. I looked at him and smiled. I’d never seen this side of him before—this cute, slightly annoyed side that didn't know how to handle a child’s joke. It made my heart do a weird, dizzy flip. “You look cute,” I said softly.