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One Joke Too Many

One Joke Too Many

The room went dead quiet when I said I would take the prize, but that quiet did not last. A second later, laughter thundered through the air. Lily Smith was the loudest, doubling over with tears streaming from her eyes. "How else could she be the top seller?" she cackled. "A woman like her has to have skin as thick as a rhino." I ignored her snide comments and kept my cool. "Just to be clear," I said, "since the company so generously 'rewarded' me with bathroom duty, that's all I'll be doing for the next three days. Everything else is off my plate."
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Owned By The Mafia Lord

Owned By The Mafia Lord

This was just another one of his sick games. I swallowed hard, trying to push down the panic rising in my chest. “I know you’ve always had a thing for bad jokes, Marco,” I managed, forcing a nervous laugh, hoping—praying—that this was just him messing with me. “But this… this is crossing the line. I don’t find this funny at all.”
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Begging for rejection

Begging for rejection

Okay, this shit got to stop, maybe I should try a joke or something? “Hello triple Ds” I say chuckling awkwardly and they just stand there not knowing what to say. “you know, because the names of the three of you starts with a D” I explain my bad joke. “Yah we got it” Dylan says with a fake chuckle, okay, maybe that joke can still be saved. “I’m a double D myself” I say laughing liking my own joke and all their eyes instantly go to my breasts. I choke in my laughter when Derek lets out an angry growl and I sink further inside my hoodie while Dylan starts counting the specks of dust on the floor and Dean find the light fixtures very interesting all of a sudden.
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Tastes Like Damn Chocolate

Tastes Like Damn Chocolate

Nikolai said. "That's not fair!" Pascal pouted. Then, trying to be helpful: "I know a joke! Why did the dinosaur cross the road?" "Why?" Tiana managed to gasp out between laughs. "Because chickens weren't invented yet!" Pascal dissolved into giggles at his own joke. The innocent sound of her son's laughter only made Tiana laugh harder, this strange, broken sound that didn't feel like it belonged to her at all. "Mommy thinks my joke is really funny!" Pascal said proudly. "Tell another one! Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?"
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Aegis Group Task Force

Aegis Group Task Force

"I have a sense of humor, thank you very much. I just don't find your fart jokes funny." Felecia snickered. "Everyone likes a fart joke, Moana." Harper waved his fork at Kelsey. "I don't care who you are. Fart jokes are classic." "Stop calling me Moana." Kelsey rolled her eyes. "They're disgusting." "You're disgusting." "Your mom's disgusting." Jamie's brows shot up and he covered his mouth with a fist. "Oh." "Now who is being immature?" Harper's grin only widened. "Your mom jokes are classic. Everyone knows that." Kelsey waved her hand.
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All The Wrong Reasons

All The Wrong Reasons

he asked her, giving her an innocent look. “You think you’re very funny, don’t you, you little piece of Gorilla Fart?” she asked him angrily, trying to turn his joke on him. Mac and Tara actually laughed this time. N-1-9-8-9 gave her a dazzling smile. “Ahhh… she is smart,” he said. “And nope, I’m not funny. I just think I’m a little too hot.” Mac took a gulp of his beer. “Left fist or right fist, Yenny. Just say the word and I’ll give it to him,” he offered.
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kayehardt
omg! you are here! ive seen and read your story from another platform. gosh! for those who are about to read, oh gosh brace yourself. the author is amazing. good to see you here. thiiiiiiiis is my favourite book ... my reading started with this.book.
Miley
Great Story & definitely worth a read. I do wish the book had better editing & proofreading. This author is extremely talented, but the little errors here & there keep the book at A- level instead of A+. I do wish the female leads, especially in this story, were a bit brighter & street smart.
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A Royal Pain In The Texts

A Royal Pain In The Texts

Jajajaja I_pooped ... 'Sksksksks' and 'jajajaja' is laughing? Will_the_devil Fr fr I_pooped Willy, stop! Quinn_beach I have tea I_pooped ... Not you too. Quinn_beach No, but fr, I have boiling hot spicy tea. Will_the_devil Spill it, sis I_pooped Oh my God, stop with those references or a girl is going to die here. Quinn_beach So, you guys remember Charlie, the man beach?
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queenle prudent
well done! im just grateful to have read this story eventhough, there are parts that may seem shallow/simple, but hey it really made me escape my life's trouble by making me laugh...i still cant move on about the "shawn mendez" obsession of Liam, caleb's intimate affection towards food and so on....
KLH
Any chance there will be a follow up story to this?! Id LOVE to see what happens after they graduate, and if they can make things work. Really good story, author! Took a bit to get used to the way it was written, but once I did, it was smooth sailing from there. Good little laughs throughout, too!
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My Hot Forbidden Neighbor

My Hot Forbidden Neighbor

Forgot to tell you sooner. He had sent me messages almost three hours ago. I smile and reply. Me: That’s Ok! Sorry I didn't answer you sooner. I didn’t feel like attending, so I skipped. As we reach home, I behold myself to receive some lame one-liner about skipping classes. Some of his jokes are funny, but sometimes these are so stupid it makes me chuckle, wondering why does he even bother? “Did you know that a waffle on a California beach is called a Sandy Eggo?” He had tried this joke last evening.
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Traci Williams
This book is exceptional. There are some errors, but nothing so horrible to take away from a great story. The plot has great development, characters are well though-out with great backstories. A couple of loose ends, but I’m super happy with the ending for our protagonists. Waiting for the sequels!
Mia McGreen
Okay, first the blurb is Intresting!! But the novel is just on another level!! hahha... not much a fan of highschool romance and drama and all but this hooked me up from the start!!! No spoilers ...... but Love Nat alot!! and uuurghh hate West, she deserves someone better!!! yeah Jocob ofcourse.
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Ruin Me Mr CEO

Ruin Me Mr CEO

It felt good—light, like a breath of fresh air in this park where the wind rustled the leaves around us. We sat on the bench after that, side by side, our shoulders almost touching. He started telling these silly jokes—the kind that weren’t even funny, just dry and ridiculous, like “Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.” Corny as hell. But I laughed anyway, hard and genuine, because the real joke was how bad they were, how he delivered them with that straight face like he thought they were gold. It warmed me up inside, chasing away the chill for a bit.
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Frequently Asked Questions

Jokes are my jam, especially when they’re about something as awesome as 'Minecraft'! One that always cracks me up goes like this: Why did the Creeper cross the road? To get to the other side! Simple yet effective, right? And what about this gem: What do you call a Minecraft pig that knows karate? A pork chop! Humor in games adds an extra layer of enjoyment, and 'Minecraft' is filled with opportunities for clever puns and silly scenarios.

Setting the scene, just imagine your character bumbling around at night, trying to avoid mobs while someone drops these one-liners. It really brings the community together, especially during those intense gaming marathons with friends. Sharing a laugh has a way of breaking the tension, especially when you narrowly escape a zombie horde—there’s nothing quite like it!

I’ve seen memes and joke compilations pop up on social media too, where people share hilarious narratives revolving around building fails or unexpected creeper encounters. It’s such a big part of the game culture that it keeps our spirits high even when the odds aren’t in our favor!

Honestly, these quirky jokes only scratch the surface of the creativity in 'Minecraft'. If you haven’t already explored joke books or online forums, dive into them! You might find some absolute gems that can liven up your next gaming session.

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