Funny Steve Minecraft Novels & Stories

Shane was tossed out of the estate. Miru tried defending Kaze but Steve rejected her as well. “He dares to challenge me? Imbecile fool! No one can protect him now!” Steve was infuriated. A useless son-in-law of the Quints impersonated the God of War and made him look like a fool. He almost became the joke of the city! “Hahaha! Steve, that useless trash is but an ant that you can kill with one pinch, why so angry?” Gregory said with a bright laugh.

I envisaged the pain she would be in behind closed doors, and that made me laugh- gladdened by the pleasure I derived from her pain. “Babe, what’s funny?” Steve’s voice broke through, unbeknown to me that my laughter had come out louder than I had thought. “What?” I asked, confused. “You just laughed- like you remembered something funny. So, tell me. What is it? What are you thinking about?” He asked amusingly, dishing a wink my way. At first, I wanted to say nothing, but a bad idea struck my mind. “What if we spice up the game a little bit?” I thought, a sinster smile displayed on my lips.

I teased. Steve gave me a sharp look. “You’re evil, Freddie. Can’t you just let me mourn my loss in peace?” he said, clearly upset. I stuck my tongue out at him and ignored his words. “You lost, not me. Why should I be nice about it?” Honestly, I hadn’t planned to tease him this much, but the way he looked, all sad and frustrated, was just too funny. I couldn’t help myself. Call me evil, I don’t mind.

I thought to myself with worry on my face. “Well, your second personality was an adventurous one. He loved to go to different places and to make new friends. He was very cheerful and funny,” I said, trying to be as vague as possible. “Are you trying to say I'm not cheerful and funny?” Steven asked. “My lord, you hardly ever smile, and when you do, it's a lot more intimidating than cheerful. Not that I don't like your smile; it's just that you're... not very good at being happy,” I replied, playing with my fingers behind me.

explained Steve. Suddenly everyone at the table burst into gales of laughter. Steve realized that he had been teased and that Gwen was not angry and he felt immediate relief. "You should have seen yourself, Steve. The more she tried to lean into you, the more you leaned back and grimaced. You acted like her boobs were hot irons being pressed against your stomach," chuckled Mark. "I can't imagine how much you must've suffered." "You're exactly right, Mark," confessed Steve. "It isn't easy having two giant implants pushed into your abdomen. Not many men could have taken that sort of punishment, but since it was for a good cause, I took one for the team."

I pulled the finger at him and then went to set up the pool table. “We should make this more fun” Steve game up behind me “Fun how” I grumbled “Each time you lose a game you have to remove an item of clothing” I turned around and Steve was grinning from ear to ear “and the first person to be naked has to run a full lap around the house” He was full on laughing now. “You are sick sometimes” James looked at Steve like he had lost his mind “Na man, I just know how to have fun. Everything has been so serious lately, I missed how we used to be”

One of the other security asks; "Where is Steve" "Somewhere in the cave back there." He grabs my shirt and says; "We got to go and find him." I rip his hands off my shirt and says; "I saw the gash on his leg, and it was massive. I also saw a human skull in the cave. The teeth of whatever is in there are almost dinosaur-like teeth. I tell you now that if you go back in there, you are not coming out. Steve gave his life so that I can get back here to give you his message. It was to get out of here and do not go and look for him."

“I was joking around but… Did they actually f*ck?” Paul bursts into laughter, his mirth and Steve’s presence ebbing at the guilt.

"Oh wait, wait, wait." SB seemed silent for a while and finally laughed loudly. ''Hahaha....'' ''Hahaha....'' SB seemed to be holding his stomach, and his eyes were watery from laughing so hard, and it made his stomach feel cramps. "Gosh, how could I forget that two of Dave's subordinates had once borrowed money from Richard, through me. Gosh….” SB shook his head and cleared his throat. "And if I'm not mistaken, that man's name is Steve. Yeah, Steve."

he slightly tilted his head to the side with a sneer on his face,“... or, you want me to fuck your ass and all over? Heard you get fucked in the butt...” he chuckled,“ ... I’m not gay, but I wouldn’t mind fucking your faggot hole.” Jake taunted.Steve fumed,“You are doing too much! You think I’m scared of you?!! Over my dead body!!! ”Jake took slow steps closer as he approached Steve.“You getting angry, Bean boy. You are pretty and why don’t you lay on the couch and allow me give it to you. I have got a big cock, Rachel is a witness you can ask her.” Jake taunted, unbuckling his belt as he stood face to face with Steve.