Funny Steve Minecraft Novels & Stories

“Fuck! All the people had to come out right at this moment when I am trying to reach home fast!” “Hey you! Can’t you see? As*hole!” I was shocked seeing him like this, grumpy and cursing, but he kind of looked adorable! “You could have told Steve you know? He must be wondering what happened?” I said sadly feeling so bad for Steve. “He won’t! He is used to!” ---

I smirked. He raised his hands and pulled the mask away in a swift move. Steve? “Surprise!!!” He extended both hands like an uncle who was surprising his nephew. “What the hell are you doing here? Why are you here and this? The nerve of you,” I said. From the corner of my eyes, I could see that Bruno was already on his feet. He is moving close to me, one hand on his shoulder. “You don't look as surprised as I expected. Were you perhaps expecting me?” I knew Steve was a madman, but I never pegged him as a psycho. He must be good at hiding it well. “Who should I kill first?” Steve asked.

He only replied by walking upstairs. "Steven is so weird." I complained. "He is," Mavin also agreed. "And then what did you do afterward?" He asked again. We sat on the bench. "We played games together, and then we tried the claw machine. We almost spent our coins there, and we could not get anything. Then suddenly, a man asked us if he could play for us. He was holding the toys he got. So, Steven gave him the last two coins we had. And he was able to get them for real. I kept the hamster stuffed toys, and he kept the cat reading a book key chain. The one in his bag," I told him. "After that, we ate and roamed around the mall." I added, finishing the story.

Cocky bastard. “I’ve not,” I swallow the thickness in my throat. “I’m afraid I’m a butt virgin.” I try to play it cool with a joke but the truth it, I’m sort of nervous. As turned on as I am, it doesn’t change the fact that this is a novelty for me. “You’ll like it,” Steve says it like a promise. “I’ll make it good for you.” His voice has lost all of its usual bite. Right now, he sounds so hypnotic, so much that I don’t resist when he turns me around and presses my face against the storage door.

“Don’t worry about Uncle Steve, babe. He just wants a few pictures, that’s all. It’s a pretty swimsuit, huh? Maybe when the weather’s warm again we’ll go to the swimming pool like we did last year. You remember?” I didn’t remember. I didn’t remember the pool. Only the smell of chlorine, and sharp pains in my ears. All of me shaking, my skin so wet. But I’m cold. “We’ll get the room warm, okay?” “Such a pretty little blonde thing,” Steve said. “With that pretty little thing.” He laughed. It was an ugly sound. Not like the kind of laugh I’d heard before. It bolted out of his throat like a blast of pebbles hitting an iron bucket. Too hard, too loud, scattering against the edges.

“Steve, just for your information, the only way to get rid of being Cucked is for the man that did it to disappear; enjoy your time in prison, and don’t let the soap fall in the shower.” Blake retorted, making Steve realize his position was not too favorable. It would not take much for Blake to get someone to kill him in prison or make the rest of his life miserable.

He would tell, but not now, he wanted to be sure of his own decisions first. Steve burst out laughing at his words, causing a few people to stare, but he didn’t care. "What?." Max grunted out with a glare. He didn't understand what was suddenly funny. "Oh, you have it, bad!." He laughed through his words, hitting the table. "Have what?." "When people say, 'Its complicated' you know they've got it bad, a goner." He teased in a mocking voice, Max hissed and jabbed him in the side.

“I know my self-worth and I won't allow myself to be treated like shit anymore.” I balled my hands into fists. I was so angry… So damn angry. Steve seemed to find my courage amusing. He burst out laughing, like his life depended on it. He laughed and he laughed and he laughed… Crazy ass bastard. Why did I have such shit luck with men? Steve was a fucking psychopath.

"He saw me and Steve together and, since then, he started avoiding me and he also promised to deal with Steve!" Laura was expecting a very panicked look from Jasmine but she remained indifferent. "Really?" Jasmine asked with cocked brows. She found it childish for Lim to act like that. Steve and Laura were friends. So what was the big deal? "Yes!" Laura answered. "Hahaha!" Jasmine burst out in laughter suddenly shocking Laura. Laura stared at her wondering what she found funny in his situation. Steve's life might be in danger, this wasn't a laughing matter. "Why are you laughing?" "Oh dear, sorry but it's funny, don't you know?"

Steve asked the kids to divert their attention. Asher laughed. "Uncle Steve is so lame in video games, Nate." "Really?" "Hey, kiddo! I'm not lame!" I smiled at Steve. He laughed and accidentally glanced at me. He smiled back after he stared at me for a few seconds. I mouthed him 'thanks' and he just nodded. He's the most caring and genuine person I've ever met. Right! I haven't apologized to him for what happened yesterday night.